holy shit

[yne721 10+ year member]

i almost stepped on a gopher snake once, i was running around in my field and i saw it at the last second, had to do a flying leapfrog over it.

hahah oh the old last second avoidence....

i know what you mean, except for me it's usually with dog shit, not a snake....

you have to hurry up and unstep that last step and then you end up almost rolling an ankle....

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Heh, rats over here aint normal, their mutated I think....These bastards here, they exercise with the traps, and those traps is teh huge.....It's like if they were lifting weights.....

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

Get a mountain lion, the rats natural enemy. Or move out.

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

^^ X2! Get teh mountain lion!! RAWR!!!! wtf....

I lol'd

 

[turn it up 10+ year member]

OP..you ever found it yet?

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

I think the rat ate him..........

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

^^ X2! Get teh mountain lion!! RAWR!!!! wtf....
I lol'd

he doesn't look very intimidating....

he on the other hand.....does

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

he doesn't look very intimidating....he on the other hand.....does

 

[yne721 10+ year member]

exactly what i was thinking

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Yes! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif, He's on his way.

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

i wanna see pics of that dead bastard

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

never seen a rat around here just field mice.

quite a few years back i was staying at my grandparents cottage about 25 miles northeast of here and a field mouse got in the house. it was the funniest thing ever seeing my grandma running around with a fireplace shovel cussin up a storm, this little nice old lady. I spose youd have to be there but it was hilarious.

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

find it yet??

he could've hid in the love seat, explaining why it wasnt there when you lifted it up

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

it could be...

IN UR FRIDGE

EATIN UR FOODZ

 

[wilzyx 5,000+ posts]

its in his sink soaking its harbl