Holy road rage batman!

[bryce-man 10+ year member]

haha at the milk lol

one time this lady cut me off 5 times.. she parked her car and left the window open a crack so i poured a 2 week old orangejuice on her drivers seat and left the bottle in the window

lol

it was fun

and this time a guy got mad at me cause he was texting on 2 phones and started to drift into my lane so i honked and he wanted to fight me after we excanged cutting eachother off and such

.. i shoulda threw my year old sugar daddys at him lol

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

haha at the milk lol
one time this lady cut me off 5 times.. she parked her car and left the window open a crack so i poured a 2 week old orangejuice on her drivers seat and left the bottle in the window

lol

it was fun

and this time a guy got mad at me cause he was texting on 2 phones and started to drift into my lane so i honked and he wanted to fight me after we excanged cutting eachother off and such

.. i shoulda threw my year old sugar daddys at him lol

Why do you carry so much expired stuff with you?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

yea that's nasty do carry a out of date grocery store in your car or something

 

[Acidburn 5,000+ posts]

crazy shit Tommy

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

no it was like a plastic cup or something he had in his car, it made this huge clunking sound when it hit and i was jus like wtf? this is after the guy flicked me off and told me to pull over and fight him

where in FL is all this happening. If its hitting your car, it means you arent going fast enough.

also in florida, i often have people throw shit at my truck. over the dumbest shit.
and really, i throw alot of things at other peoples cars, cause i'm gangsta.

gay.

i once chucked a gallon of chocolate milk out my window happens to land on a parked cruiser that was a 250dollar gallon of milk

what were you throwing it at? and werent you paying attention?

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haha at the milk lol
one time this lady cut me off 5 times.. she parked her car and left the window open a crack so i poured a 2 week old orangejuice on her drivers seat and left the bottle in the window

lol

it was fun

and this time a guy got mad at me cause he was texting on 2 phones and started to drift into my lane so i honked and he wanted to fight me after we excanged cutting eachother off and such

.. i shoulda threw my year old sugar daddys at him lol

Why do you have old shit in your car?

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crazy shit Tommy

Definitely, good thing he is ok. How are the gun laws in Illinois? Probably will never catch this guy though.

 

[mikescanlon 10+ year member]

WTF you people must live in the **** ghetto or something

nah, there are black people that dont live in the ghetto too.

poor driving black people are everywhere.

also, soda cap projectiles > lead projectiles.

 

[woodplock7 10+ year member]

ya florida is pretty gangster one time my friend was driving and some people through mcdondalds at his car.... he then proceeded to tail and shine his brights at the people untill they went on to 95 and we went to the movies. many of other things happen but i just dont feel like typing it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[JonMR2turbo 10+ year member]

So I get home from work today, and notice that my usual parking spot is taken up by my neighbors car.
I think nothing of it, park at the end of my driveway, and go inside.

So i'm in my room for about 2 minutes and my mom calls and tells me to tell chris (my sister's boyfriend) to "not say anything to my aunt about the incident".

And I go silent for a few seconds and say "WTF are you talking about?"

Well, she informs me that my sister's boyfriend go into a little incident today.

He was pulling out of a gas station at an intersection when the light was red. He thought that this guy was letting him into the lane and starts to pull out. Well, apparently the guy wasn't and starts honking his horn and tries to speed up to block him out.

Well, he gets into the lane anyways and thinks nothing of it. A few seconds later when the light changes, the guy pulls up next to him, WAVES A GUN AND SHOOTS AT HIM!!! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

Luckily he wasn't hit, but his passenger side window was up and shattered when a bullet went through it, thus why the car is parked in my neighbors garage, and why my neighbors car is parked in my spot.

I mean, I've heard of road rage, but holy f*ckballs. All for a stupid *** little incident like that. I mean, I could see going nuts if he plowed into him at 60 mph or something, but all he was doing was pulling out of a gas station!

Was this in Chicago Heights? My girlfriend lives there and I've run into some real jackass drivers in that town.

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

As I've already stated in a previous thread, this why you must always have at least two molotov cocktails with you at all times.

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

If they ever shoot at me...the war is on //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif because I'll shoot back....and my 9 packs a 30 round clip with armor piercing bullets....It will be self defense in court...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Paddywad 10+ year member]

My little brother got his *** kicked about three weeks ago, by accidently cutting somebody off. He was forced to pull over at Ingle's parking lot by the guys that he accidently cut off. My brother proceeded to apologize and explained to the others that he thought that he had had the right of way. The two guys seemed to have accepted the apology, but when my brother turned around to get back in his car, they jumped his ***. He didn't have a chance at all. Keep in mind that by brother is 18 yrs. old and skinny as a rail, but these two guys were in there early to mid twenties. They pinned my brother between his car door and the car and just worked away on him. ****ed his face up, bruised his ribs, and gave him alot of road rash from the pavement. Wish I could have been there to help him against the bastards.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Was this in Chicago Heights? My girlfriend lives there and I've run into some real jackass drivers in that town.

Actually it was in joliet.

Lots of dickhead drivers all around chicago. People can't drive for shit in this state.

 

[Propimp 10+ year member]

My little brother got his *** kicked about three weeks ago, by accidently cutting somebody off. He was forced to pull over at Ingle's parking lot by the guys that he accidently cut off. My brother proceeded to apologize and explained to the others that he thought that he had had the right of way. The two guys seemed to have accepted the apology, but when my brother turned around to get back in his car, they jumped his ***. He didn't have a chance at all. Keep in mind that by brother is 18 yrs. old and skinny as a rail, but these two guys were in there early to mid twenties. They pinned my brother between his car door and the car and just worked away on him. ****ed his face up, bruised his ribs, and gave him alot of road rash from the pavement. Wish I could have been there to help him against the bastards.

thats dick man. you guys find 'em yet

 

[phantom240 5,000+ posts]

I scared the shit outa some dudes on bikes last night. They kept pissing me off by redlining within inches of my car, with windows open cuz its got no A/C, and also by cutting me off and looking at me funny. Well I finally had enough of these crotch rocket riding dillweeds, so at the next light when they stopped, I kept on until the last possible second, stopping within inches of their rear tires. And whenever they tried to cut me off to pass the guy in front of them, I would speed up and move over a foot or so, leaving NO space between me and the next car. it was niiiice.

 

[Paddywad 10+ year member]

thats dick man. you guys find 'em yet

Nope, not yet. I told my brother to keep a look out for them though.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/pissed.gif.9f665f96bc89e98e708dabd4580bb591.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif