Hey Texans!

[Polar]

back on topic, he bought kickers. I knew I shoulda put him up for adoption

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, or you should have wrapped your Willie

 

[Polar]

I did, I swear, think his momma poked holes in it

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Lol, that reminds me of an episode of Blue Mountain State.

Alex was going to hook up with one chick, but Thad grabbed the condom she had and opened it. He poured his beer in it and there were like 100 little pin-holes that were spraying beer.

Tried to find a screenshot on google images, but couldn't. That would be a hilarious gif. You'd have to see the show to really appreciate it

 

[Polar]

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

I guess you have to wear them like that if you're a dick-head

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

What do you mean where I'm going with this? We have three stalls for shitting in the men's bathroom

There's like 5 more stalls in the dressing room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

There's like 5 more stalls in the dressing room //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yes. Luckily, I work hardlines, not softlines. Softlines includes the clothing, makeup, infants section, and layaway.

Hardlines includes hardware, electronics, pantry, garden shop, HBA, toys, seasonal, furniture, and sporting goods.

 

[Polar]

I abused the hell outta layaway back in the day

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

How so?

Layaway is for poor people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

Yes. Luckily, I work hardlines, not softlines. Softlines includes the clothing, makeup, infants section, and layaway.
Hardlines includes hardware, electronics, pantry, garden shop, HBA, toys, seasonal, furniture, and sporting goods.

Nobody gives a fuck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

I'm gonna leave some softlines of my own in your dressing room. And use some white tees to clean up.

 

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How so?
Layaway is for poor people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

He brought everything back after his kids destroyed the packaging. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

Nobody gives a fuck //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif
I'm gonna leave some softlines of my own in your dressing room. And use some white tees to clean up.

I'm not cleaning that up. It's not my department.

I've had to clean the bathrooms twice, and that was awful.

He brought everything back after his kids destroyed the packaging. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Fuck those people

 

[Polar]

I cant tell you or the blue light police will get me

 

[adulbrich 5,000+ posts]

We don't even have blue light specials anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

We don't even have blue light specials anymore //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Your mom does //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif