Here's one you'll probably never hear again!

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

I was driving home friday night bumping my little heart out, and I noticed that even after I turned off my music, the vision in my right eye was a bit blurry. Didn't think much of it....told myself it was just stress and staring at the computer screen coupled with the little head cold i'd been feeling. Well, it didn't get better.....actually got worse. My vision dimmed from blurry to splochy. Now I'm legally blind in my right eye. Peripheral vision only. The very center of my vision is clouded by a blueish purple sploch (a lot like if you stare at the sun too long). So, needless to say, I went to the doc yesterday and he told me that high decibils coupled with extreme sinus pressure had ruptured numerous blood vessels in my eye and he didn't know whether this would be permanent or not.

Long story short: Kids, if you've got sinus pressure don't bump that shit or you'll go blind.......didn't they used to tell us something like that about jerkin it too?//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

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[GSteg 10+ year member]

that sucks...i would hate to loose anything (vision or hearing). hope its just temporary..

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

that def. sucks man....really hope its temporary

 

[RangerMan Premium Member]

LR, you sure you won't beatin off???//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[LoneRanger 10+ year member]

Masturbating while driving is not only a bad idea, but it's highly dangerous in a number of ways. Not only could you lose control and wreck, but you could get spooge on your head unit, your upholstry, or even your date. In the great state of Ohio, it's illegal to perform *** acts on yourself or others while driving a motor vehicle (i actually looked that one up!) However they don't say anything about it being illegal to have passengers perform *** acts on you while you're driving.......I guess the slogan "Gas, *** or Grass. Nobody Rides Free." lives on!

 

[Corsica 5,000+ posts]

Originally posted by LoneRanger Masturbating while driving is not only a bad idea, but it's highly dangerous in a number of ways. Not only could you lose control and wreck, but you could get spooge on your head unit, your upholstry, or even your date. In the great state of Ohio, it's illegal to perform *** acts on yourself or others while driving a motor vehicle (i actually looked that one up!) However they don't say anything about it being illegal to have passengers perform *** acts on you while you're driving.......I guess the slogan "Gas, *** or Grass. Nobody Rides Free." lives on!

I'm sry about ur bad fortunion man. I hope shit fixes titself for u but **** man i couldn't quit laughing. Then with dustinadding jerking possibly causing it and ur post (as seen above) was the final straw man!!! LOL!!!!! I hope you eye gets better man. And find driving and *** laws on NY for me would ya?? This could be interesting!!!

J

 

[mpball62 10+ year member]

not 100% sure about this, but I believe that in NY its illegal to perform any ****** activities on yourself or others in a public place and I would imagine the road would be a public place. But then again who obeys NY laws?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[97cavy 10+ year member]

Hahaha, noone follows the laws here in ny. Cant talk on the cellphone while driving? ive seen much worse, this morning on the highway saw some lady drift 3 lanes while fixin her makeup, good thing there wasnt much traffic on the road. Plus ya get the people who decided its smart to go 110 in the rain, through traffic, but i guess u'll have that everywhere

 

[loserpunk 10+ year member]

that does **** LR, hopefully you feel better soon

 

[tRiGgEr 5,000+ posts]

Cataract... The Doc said it was your bass... What a dumb ars.

 

[squeak9798 5,000+ posts]

that does **** LR, hopefully you feel better soon

If he isn't feeling better by now, then I don't think he'll be feeling better ever again since this thread is almost 2 years old...................

 

[supa_c 5,000+ posts]

Man this thread is old !

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Cataract... The Doc said it was your bass... What a dumb ars.

High decibels have been known to detach retinas.....

 

[btnhfan 5,000+ posts]

**** that sucks. good luck with that.

 

[the_flatlander 10+ year member]

so loneranger was it permanent?