hello james here from ireland

I snuck in late at night to castle blarney and drilled a hole in the blarney stone and proceeded to make love to it. Then I changed my name to Eloquence Johnson. Top of the mornin' to ya!

I couldn't help it after that. It inspired me to write this poem:

Hole in the blarney stone

On a quest to inspire man,

I ventured to Ire-land.

I became horny in cork,

Needless to say I wanted to fork.

I ended up in castle Blarney,

I left no longer horney -

because I ***** the blarney stone

Kiss my jiz,

I'll shoot in her sniz

and claim no babies cuz a nooka has no love fa hoes.

I know... kinda weak. I knew I shouldn't have popped x at work.

 
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