Have you Ever?

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

happened to me before. made me jump and miss the toilet. didn't clean it up either. said the cat peed on the floor. ever have to piss and shit at the same time? once it was so bad i was on vacation, and had an empty pepsi big slam bottle and pissed in the bottle while shitting. it was messing and i wish never to speak of it again

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

happy 7k posts bigbang

Thanks, I am sorry about being a dick in my last post that you started. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif Wait, no I am not.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

happened to me before. made me jump and miss the toilet. didn't clean it up either. said the cat peed on the floor. ever have to piss and shit at the same time? once it was so bad i was on vacation, and had an empty pepsi big slam bottle and pissed in the bottle while shitting. it was messing and i wish never to speak of it again

I always piss and shit at the same time. I just dip the monster in the bowl and let it rip. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

 

[Savstyle 10+ year member]

what about pee crap and puke //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

nothing worse, happened the other weekend

 

[Megalomaniac 5,000+ posts]

yeah i hate it when I'm puking and I have diarrhea. if you dont have a trashcan to puke in, you're SOL.

been there, you got to switch fast, and an inbetween flush is neccesseary //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I haven't puked from anything other than drinking in a long time. I haven't been sick since I was 12 or so.

 

[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

No the worst is when you have diarhea and it hits just after *** while you still have a hard on. There's no way to cram you dinker down the pot to take a dump so you have aim for the tub.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

hahahahahh, sucks though cuz you can probably make it starting off, but then as it starts to droop, it gets all over the little rug and the tile.

 

[forceofwill 10+ year member]

No the worst is when you have diarhea and it hits just after *** while you still have a hard on. There's no way to cram you dinker down the pot to take a dump so you have aim for the tub.

I lol'ed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[bigluis 10+ year member]

peed shat an yarnd b4

or

shat peed and coughed and farted hmmm

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

happened to me before. made me jump and miss the toilet. didn't clean it up either. said the cat peed on the floor. ever have to piss and shit at the same time? once it was so bad i was on vacation, and had an empty pepsi big slam bottle and pissed in the bottle while shitting. it was messing and i wish never to speak of it again

Why couldnt you just pee in the toilet