Happy with a g/f? Wife? or w.e?

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

my girl took my child and fled to north carolina and i can't find the *****. women are only good for ***, just make sure you dissapear afterwards, or bang a married chick.

HOLY SHIT MAN when you said u hate everyone I was like why does he feel that way.

But If I had that happen to me Id be that way also.

MAN! I cant ever imagine that feeling so I cant say "I know whatcha mean" but wow I feel ****in aweful for u

 

[jrr323 10+ year member]

i love my girl il give my life for her.

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

Sounds like my parents. Actually if you ever seen Lucky Louie, which is an HBO on demand show, that is my parents in a nut shell, lol! You would have to have seen it to understand it though. I do understand the whole note thing though. My parents did that 25 years ok and still do it to this day. My parents have been together 30 years, married 25. I was 4 when they got married.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

you prolly go for dem girls with all that jelly Big since your a big dude

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

if i ever meet a girl and she cheats on me i'm gonna saw off her head and push it in her *****

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

if i ever meet a girl and she cheats on me i'm gonna saw off her head and push it in her *****

Well if I ever catch something like this in the news....I'll know where to look lawl

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

Well if I ever catch something like this in the news....I'll know where to look lawl

I lol'ed at that

 

[Dozy_production 10+ year member]

if i ever meet a girl and she cheats on me i'm gonna saw off her head and push it in her *****

Violent... but not neccessarily what you would call a bad idea.

I just love it when a girl cheats on a guy and gives one of the following excuses:

1) I didnt tell you because i didnt want to ruin what we had (doesnt deserve to be with you)

2) I did it because your just not enough/never talk to me/ dont understand me (so instead of ending the relationship or even talking about it you do something like that. All of them are BS)

3) I was drunk (never an excuse)

4) I got horny (well hell, get horny with me or get out bitch)

5) friends and i went out and well we met these cute guys ( lol.)

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

nmygirlfriend is ****ing awasome

shes a nympho to maych my lovemaking skills

she cooks lioke she waent to cooking s chool

she makes me ahrd

sh e scuciks like a pro

she loves it in the but

she makes me happpy

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

nmygirlfriend is ****ing awasomeshes a nympho to maych my lovemaking skills

she cooks lioke she waent to cooking s chool

she makes me ahrd

sh e scuciks like a pro

she loves it in the but

she makes me happpy

I'm willing to bet somebody made it to the bar tonight?

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

I'm willing to bet somebody made it to the bar tonight?

yeah

i went to the bart

and then a hosue party

and then a pfat party

got my groove on

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

did you tell the girls at the party to shake their money makers? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

did you tell the girls at the party to shake their money makers? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

yes indeeeeeeed

i sddanced with about 6 hgirls

wooo woooooooooooo

i was shsakin my money maker all night getttin er ndone

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

hella good times den //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif :beer cheers:

 

[GrayMatter4tw 10+ year member]

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luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke

your facther is a *****

your mother loves my ****

 

[luvinthebass 5,000+ posts]

my mom prolly was out late cuz she missed her good old frat parties and gettin ****ed by 22 year old men