Happy with a g/f? Wife? or w.e?

[davidfre21 5,000+ posts]

let's hear about some of you guy's funny stories. like how you guys' react to queefs... lol do u

c) do u bust out laughing cuz you're high on chronic like i was half the times during ***?

ah man ill never forget that shit...

 

[Sleeklsc 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/ban.gif.ce8465566702ef9f72e97e794ed1c86a.gif thats all im gonna say

i really like it when she does it right in my face....thats soooo fu ckin hot:yumyum:

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

*** in the hot tub=fun but kinda hard. Two different types of 'wet'

 

[Vicodin113 10+ year member]

ukes:

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

i really like it when she does it right in my face....thats soooo fu ckin hot:yumyum:

You're going to be a he-*****

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

when my lady queef's we both laugh our ***'s off and continue with the act.....It's really good if you about to get off...that little distraction gives ya like 5 more min of fun...

now if you were really gansta you wouldnt even flinch just keep going //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Mark_ab 5,000+ posts]

Wife and I are moving. Fun? No, not really. Every day I remember the care free days of being 18 and chasing tail around, but now I have a new activity. Instead of chasing, I'm hiding.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I don't have a girl.

But, when I do have one I'm not a very good bf... So i probably never will have a gf. Be the guy living out in the woods with a beard like gandalf and a bunch of sheep and goats and chickens and shit running the place //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[CBFryman2 5,000+ posts]

I don't have a girl.
But, when I do have one I'm not a very good bf... So i probably never will have a gf. Be the guy living out in the woods with a beard like gandalf and a bunch of sheep and goats and chickens and shit running the place //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

I learned how to treat a lady from my uncle...dont do what he does. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

I learned how to treat a lady from Dad.

My parents have been married for 43 years as of this past July. Mom knows Dad's schedule better than he does but even after being married as long as they have he will still leave Mom a note on the kitchen table letting her know where he's gone if he leaves while she's asleep or gone.

It's the little, small, inconsequential things in the long run that end up mattering the most IMO....

 

[jaycross 10+ year member]

i got a gf shes freakin AWESOME, she would do anything to make my life a lil bit better and thats y i love her, too bad i mite be movin //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif we would have to break it off.

well thats my story

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I learned how to treat a lady from Dad.
My parents have been married for 43 years as of this past July. Mom knows Dad's schedule better than he does but even after being married as long as they have he will still leave Mom a note on the kitchen table letting her know where he's gone if he leaves while she's asleep or gone.

It's the little, small, inconsequential things in the long run that end up mattering the most IMO....

Sounds like my parents. Actually if you ever seen Lucky Louie, which is an HBO on demand show, that is my parents in a nut shell, lol! You would have to have seen it to understand it though. I do understand the whole note thing though. My parents did that 25 years ok and still do it to this day. My parents have been together 30 years, married 25. I was 4 when they got married.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

my girl took my child and fled to north carolina and i can't find the *****. women are only good for ***, just make sure you dissapear afterwards, or bang a married chick.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I met someone who married a horse once, LOL. I'm pretty crazy but they kina took the cake.

I'd love to find a chick but I'm super picky. *** is not important to me (gasp) I want someone who will be there for life, and that i can have kids with, and have intelectual conversations with. I want her to be as mentally strong as I am, and at least 5' 8" or mor so I dont have bend over or pick her up to kiss her.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

LCV is not hung like a horse...horses are hung like him:fyi: