Haiku thread

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

90 days ago

I did not visit this site

I had been busy

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

pft, no excuses

haiku should take precedence

priorities son!

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

haiku is on top

But when I have car payments

work before haiku

Need my Durango

Because car audio rules

Priorities set

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

so everyone knows

Im signing off for the night

Catch you tomorrow

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

I am back again

Rested, ready for haiku

Whatcha gotta say?

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

I am back againRested, ready for haiku

Whatcha gotta say?

winamp in your signature, like

anybody gives a dump what you listen to

**** my big black wiener

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

winamp in your signature, likeanybody gives a dump what you listen to

**** my big black wiener

To be quite frank, fag

You don't know how to haiku

And you **** dick too

 

[sdmtnbiker420 10+ year member]

To be quite frank, fagYou don't know how to haiku

And you **** dick too

"Too"? So you admit it

No need to hide it, not surprising anyways

We knew it from the start

 

[bdawson72 5,000+ posts]

Peeing is very fun

Ouch, its burns really badly

Fucking hookers sucks

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

"Too"? So you admit itNo need to hide it, not surprising anyways

We knew it from the start

Absolutely, yes

I admit that you **** dick

I don't, but you do

By the way, you douche

you posting with no haiku

shows that you are gay

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Super Calla Fra

Gallistic expe ala

Docious, I have won!

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

Super Calla FraGallistic expe ala

Docious, I have won!

just like usual,

you jump the gun too early

your triumph is false.

perhaps one day you

will recognize the fruits of

an actual win.

did you neglect thought,

that that you had been gone ninety

days with no haiku.

its time you admit,

how much of a credible

winner that i am.

and for what its worth,

most of your "haiku" needs to

be hyphenated.

thus, negating it

as the japanese poem

known to be haiku //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

but worry not friend,

the frustration ill spare you,

"qtip just got pwned" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

pwned me you did not

for whatever means you state

Hyphens needed not.

Understand this Hoss,

This hyphen thing you know not

One haiku had lacked.

Only one haiku

needed hyphenation, see

So your knowledge lacks

The months I was gone

had only 2 replies since

you brought it back up

My point should be clear:

I did not miss anything

For hoss posted once

How can somebody

be eligilble for win

When lacking behind.

No need to spare me

For frusteration, not me

For hoss just got pwned

 

[Silver 10+ year member]

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

owned not was the hoss

you were given ninety days,

yet gave me mere hours

i have car payments

as well, i can haiku still.

you should admit fail.

i may have made one

in the time that you were gone

but thats more than you...

you come back after

three months of me being on top

and think you can win?

thats not how it works.

just remember that sometimes

i punch while make rap