Haiku thread

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

forum was bookin

and the thread was past page 1

when I did check it

It was still looked through

If only 3 times a week,

Was not there when checked

I still did check it,

but as the forum gets packed,

the thread does move down

At least when I post,

And this thread goes down that far

I bring it back up

That is only to

give someone the chance to shine

But nobody does

So as I have said,

Time and time and time again,

I should be named King

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

this thread is teh cool

we are not uncultured swine.

we are good poets.

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

if youre claims were true,

you would have been the o.p.

others led your way...

your first didnt come

until six pages were done

no winner are you.

you threaten me none

and for this reason im done

clowning you via poem.

i now go back to

traditional type haiku

fluffy willow tree.

 

[IA2 10+ year member]

huh I killed a frog

huh huh it was cool huh huh

it is dead huh huh

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

Pointless threads

meaningless words

empty subjects

wasted time

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

if youre claims were true,you would have been the o.p.

others led your way...

your first didnt come

until six pages were done

no winner are you.

you threaten me none

and for this reason im done

clowning you via poem.

i now go back to

traditional type haiku

fluffy willow tree.

This one is quoted

so you may not change your post

So everyone sees

second to last clause:

"clowning you via poem"

Not 5 syllables

 

[hoss 5,000+ posts]

funny ear cleaners

they arent much good for poems

they should accept this.

 

[Kai Winters 10+ year member]

With a happy heart

I mock your haiku skills

Get jiggy with it

lol this was fun.

good idea.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Ear cleaner, not me

For extra strength equals me

A super qtip

My uncle once said,

After I had shaved my head,

"Looks like a qtip"

I adopted this

But i'm no average qtip

So: qtipextra

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Back alive again

To whoop competitors ***

And show you who's boss

 

[theCybe 5,000+ posts]

way to bump the old!

bringing back a stinky thread.

top! punk *** haiku.

 

[qtipextra 5,000+ posts]

Stinky thread? Uh, No!

Haiku is the funnest thing

Take that Mister Cybe

 

[Jep772 10+ year member]

man **** i am high

and i might have drank too much

bed spins for the loss

 

[jeffs42885 10+ year member]

I drive a grand prix

It is pretty **** sweet yes

I need some bass now

 

[Jep772 10+ year member]

my bowl is now cashed

it's time to go try bed again

get some sleep *****es