haha my brother got caught

when i was younger and parents trippin they found a few pipes of mine and told me how they use to get "utensils" for so much cheaper when they smoked lol, like i said smack him for not following wishes of who you live with
Yea, after I got caught smoking the first time, my mom chilled out about 7 or 8months after it happened. She then informed me that she used to smoke out of anything you could make a pipe out of, and it barely cost her a dime.//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
my mom found my weed stuff b/c she was lookin for cigs. somebody snitched on me for ciggs and she searched for those and found my pot stash. she wasnt really mad b/c i smoked she was just mad b/c i done it behind her back. she found a pipe that i bought from a kid at school and she asked me how much i paid for it and i was like $10. she said **** that was a hell of a deal, these sell for $45 at pipe shops. lol. that was back in the 9th grade tho. now i can drink, smoke or do whatever as long as im not hooked or doing hard drugs she dont care. i just have to be responsible about it.

 
Yeah my parents don't really care, as long as I stay out of trouble with the law thats all that really matters. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smokin.gif.f1dc8d2acb1809e863ebd6a47eaa0d45.gif

 
I used to hide all of my shit in my bathroom in my bedroom.

I had allll kinds of shit..

3 or 4 bongs.. a half ounce of weed.. a little fancy glass jar to hold the weed.. a rolling machine.. pipes.. papers.. etc etc..

then one day the internet guy came to drill a hole into our house for the internet cable to run in..

well guess where they wanted to drill the freaking hole? right inside that spot where I had all my shit hidden.

Dad opens up the door and *BAM* is knocked in the face by the putrid smells of my unwashed bong.

He doesnt wake me up he just takes it all and empties everything into a massive garbage bag.

Heres the funny part. He leaves the house for a few hours so i'm like **** i gotta find this shit.

the first place I look my mom's trunk I find everything.. I take back the weed.

Then I notice the bottom of the bag is covered in water.

HE DIDNT EMPTY THE WATER BONG before dumping it all into a garbage bag :p

so the nasty *** bong water went everywhere :p lawlz

 
A buddy of mine (who is apparently as retarded as the OP's brother) was house-sitting for his parents in a rental house they had while the house they were building was being completed. Said friend is more than a bit of a bum and more often than not doesn't have anywhere to live (he's grown, won't keep a job, and his parentals got tired years ago of him being a mooch so he isn't allowed to stay with them more than a night or two at a time).

Well, they tried to do him a favor and allow him to stay in the rental house the last two weeks of the lease due to their own house being completed ahead of schedule so they were already moved out of the rental for the most part.

While he was supposed to be house-sitting or whatever they rolled up to get some more of their stuff and found this ignorant S.O.B. passed smooth out in the middle of the living room floor with what was left of an ounce sitting in his lap right out in the broad-ass open for anyone in the room to see.

dumbass....

 

Needless to say they haven't asked him to do them anymore "favors" since //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 
I don't like smoking at all. It isn't really my idea of fun when I could be out boxing or anything else.
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I'm glad that I amuse you. However, anytime you want to, you can go to the gym with me.

 
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