I used to hide all of my shit in my bathroom in my bedroom.
I had allll kinds of shit..
3 or 4 bongs.. a half ounce of weed.. a little fancy glass jar to hold the weed.. a rolling machine.. pipes.. papers.. etc etc..
then one day the internet guy came to drill a hole into our house for the internet cable to run in..
well guess where they wanted to drill the freaking hole? right inside that spot where I had all my shit hidden.
Dad opens up the door and *BAM* is knocked in the face by the putrid smells of my unwashed bong.
He doesnt wake me up he just takes it all and empties everything into a massive garbage bag.
Heres the funny part. He leaves the house for a few hours so i'm like **** i gotta find this shit.
the first place I look my mom's trunk I find everything.. I take back the weed.
Then I notice the bottom of the bag is covered in water.
HE DIDNT EMPTY THE WATER BONG before dumping it all into a garbage bag
so the nasty *** bong water went everywhere

lawlz