Had a Bazooka pulled on me

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

So last night my buddy is like "hey lets go play shoots and ladders at the school construction site" Now its really busy there and there is no room due to all the heavy equipment and work stuff around. Good thing is that they don't lock any of it, so I just drive out and I make a wrong turn and end up on the track.

Well wouldn't you know it that there is like 15 cars and a bunch of people fighting and right in the middle is Tupac and Biggie! I mean, the real ones. So I'm pretty star struck and decide "yeah, i may get hurt but I need to be closer to them"

So I pull right up in the middle of it and out comes Tupac's bodyguard with a BAZOOKA! He puts it in my car and is like "Nga, what is the first lines to "hey mama"" and then tells me he will blow up my car if I don't sing it. So of course I bust into the song. Tupac and Biggie start really getting less upset and grooving to the beat while they are both missing their mama's I floor it, jump over the exit ramp, through a fench, over the edge and drop about 30-40 feet. The car actually spins while going out and down and just before contact I reach out and grab my mountain dew. The car lands and I just stop. Now you may be saying "why would you stop there if you just sped away?" but I figured once they saw A. how good I can bust it and B. my crazy driving skills they will leave me alone.

So I just sit there drinking my dew and then one of the Harriers drives by "really slow" and then vertically takes off and leaves.

I'd show you pictures but everything on my car is totally fine. I got a bit of dust on the tires, but that was it.

Pretty crazy night.

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[Tiger Bass 5,000+ posts]

Lame.

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

didnt a stealth fighter chase you too?

 

[Anniku989 10+ year member]

w0rd

Same thing happened to me last night

 

[Pl8er 5,000+ posts]

didnt a stealth fighter chase you too?

I think so, but I couldn't see it.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I probably would lol but too lazy to read the whole thing. And also too lazy to go back to the original thread

 

[KHARPS 10+ year member]

**** dooooo

 

[terra 5,000+ posts]

I think so, but I couldn't see it.

dont worry. i picked it up on my radar.

 

[_DjScrew_ 5,000+ posts]

 

[Keith H 10+ year member]

Lawl!

 

[THUMPPER 10+ year member]

what ever it was you were smoking last night.......I WANT SOME

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

Everybody has had that happen to them at least once in their lives, jeesh.

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

Lame.

x2

 

[Banana Balls 5,000+ posts]

You forgot the part where some punk took the air out of your tires.

And I think you were playing hide and seek, not shoots and ladders. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Ed Lester 10+ year member]

I had a dinosaur pulled on me once.