Pl8er
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Can you solve it?
So last night my buddy is like "hey lets go play shoots and ladders at the school construction site" Now its really busy there and there is no room due to all the heavy equipment and work stuff around. Good thing is that they don't lock any of it, so I just drive out and I make a wrong turn and end up on the track.
Well wouldn't you know it that there is like 15 cars and a bunch of people fighting and right in the middle is Tupac and Biggie! I mean, the real ones. So I'm pretty star struck and decide "yeah, i may get hurt but I need to be closer to them"
So I pull right up in the middle of it and out comes Tupac's bodyguard with a BAZOOKA! He puts it in my car and is like "Nga, what is the first lines to "hey mama"" and then tells me he will blow up my car if I don't sing it. So of course I bust into the song. Tupac and Biggie start really getting less upset and grooving to the beat while they are both missing their mama's I floor it, jump over the exit ramp, through a fench, over the edge and drop about 30-40 feet. The car actually spins while going out and down and just before contact I reach out and grab my mountain dew. The car lands and I just stop. Now you may be saying "why would you stop there if you just sped away?" but I figured once they saw A. how good I can bust it and B. my crazy driving skills they will leave me alone.
So I just sit there drinking my dew and then one of the Harriers drives by "really slow" and then vertically takes off and leaves.
I'd show you pictures but everything on my car is totally fine. I got a bit of dust on the tires, but that was it.
Pretty crazy night.
Well wouldn't you know it that there is like 15 cars and a bunch of people fighting and right in the middle is Tupac and Biggie! I mean, the real ones. So I'm pretty star struck and decide "yeah, i may get hurt but I need to be closer to them"
So I pull right up in the middle of it and out comes Tupac's bodyguard with a BAZOOKA! He puts it in my car and is like "Nga, what is the first lines to "hey mama"" and then tells me he will blow up my car if I don't sing it. So of course I bust into the song. Tupac and Biggie start really getting less upset and grooving to the beat while they are both missing their mama's I floor it, jump over the exit ramp, through a fench, over the edge and drop about 30-40 feet. The car actually spins while going out and down and just before contact I reach out and grab my mountain dew. The car lands and I just stop. Now you may be saying "why would you stop there if you just sped away?" but I figured once they saw A. how good I can bust it and B. my crazy driving skills they will leave me alone.
So I just sit there drinking my dew and then one of the Harriers drives by "really slow" and then vertically takes off and leaves.
I'd show you pictures but everything on my car is totally fine. I got a bit of dust on the tires, but that was it.
Pretty crazy night.
