Fasho ma negras.
I went to rehab for two months in Ohio. It was fucking awesome, like a resort and it only cost my insurance 38-40k a month. I went for alcohol problems as I have ruined my life due to alcohol. I currently have some pretty sweet arrest warrants out for unpaid fines since I thought a better use of my money would be the half gallon of captain or jaeger.
While I havent had a drink in like 77 days, I can still drink most of you under the table. My last night drinking I drank a liter of jaeger, went to a friends but stopped on the way for some bp then got to my friends and played bp till about 3am. I was blackout by the time I got to my friends and continued to rage on and got in a fight with all my friends and the girl I was fucking. I woke up, in my boxers only, on a couch on my friends porch with McDonalds burrito wrappers surrounding me.(Think great wall of china, just burrito wrappers instead of bricks)
Ended up getting a call that woke me up from the bitch I had been fucking. Went down to her place still belig, and fucked her and fell asleep. Woke up and made her buy me pizza and I bought a case and she watched movies while I slept off my hangover. I then stayed the night and fucked her going into my sobriety date. Its the way I roll nuckas.
Since that night I have no had a drink of alcohol. Im proud of myself. Granted I own nothing, I owe the government several thousand dollars, and have some gay ass shit on record thanks to piggies.
BTW FUCK all of you except Tappin_Azz. Were brothas from anutha mutha
