Got Pulled Over Tonight

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

You cannot make this stuff up...

This time I was with my friend who just bought a new 07 GTI. We were honestly screwing around in it, but making sure there were no other cars around incase we did something more stupid.

But all we were going to do was take this one an-ramp we love to take to see how fast we can take it without, well, loosing it/traction.

No cars in sight, we take the onramp at about 60mph, gas it a bit to 65 and the car starts to get understeer (Traction control off) so he taps the brakes a bit and gets the front to grip and the rear end to break loose, then regain control.

RIGHT after we gain control, we notice a car is tailing are *** hard. I'm like "WTF man?" and I look back to see a white Dodge Charger. A Charger with a grill guard and lights all around it... ****.

My friend asks "Is that a new Cop Charger?" And I responded with a yes...

So we watch out to see what he does and he continues to ride our rear bumper hard. We then take the next offramp which loops back to where we came from (home.) We look behind us and he is not behind us anymore.

We look at each other and go "Seriously?!" What luck is that.

What comes next is seriously out of Supertroopers....

We are back on the highway going 60mph flat, then all of a sudden the same cop pulls off another offramp and ends up RIGHT next to us... we are beginning to get really confused. He then just floors the Charger and pulls ahead of us and continues on.

Then a long water bridge which leads to out home area is about to come up, and we see his car pulled onto the shoulder like he started to speed trap people. So we pass him again.

Then 3/4ths finished going over the bridge we see his freaking car pull up a car length behind us again. He just sits there trailing us... until we get over the bridge. He then slams his brakes, goes into our lane behind us, and pulls us over. This is about 10 minutes after we actually went on the onramp.

We pull over once we get off the bridge, and he walks up to us. First thing I notice is that he is 25 years old at LEAST. Youngest looking officer I have ever seen. He comes up to the passenger side window since we are still on the highway shoulder (which is my side) and the first thing he says is "So looks like you were taking that turn pretty fast huh?"

My friend: "Yeah... sorry."

Cop: "What brings you out here?"

MF "I just bought this car a week ago, and we were just going for a drive and are heading back home now"

Cop "I'm sure you are... after racing your new car around like that on public roads... License and insurance?

We hand him the license and insurance and he walks back to his car... and doesnt even seem to check anything as he literally comes back to our car 20 seconds later.

He walks back up

Cop "I should be writing you a large ticket for doing stuff like that on public roads... but I have a feeling you're going to crash your brand new car within two weeks, so I think that will be a greater lesson in the end, yes?"

This caught both me and my friend off guard so we stay silent

Cop "I mean, really, if you're going to do that crap, you better at least do it right. Your angle of attack was WAY too low, and you braked in the middle of the turn... I mean that was a terrible turn, you need to take driving lessons or something. Really. A Ford Taurus could take that turn better than you. My Grandma could drive better than that. Actually, I could do better with my bicycle."

He then just looks at our reactions (I'm personally cracking up but trying to look straight ahead) and hands back my friends license and leaves back to his car.

We then pull back onto the highway and he does the same, but he pulls into the left lane and floors his car (peeling out) by us, cuts into out lane, and takes the offramp in front of us. and that was it.

This may sound immature, but this seriously sounds like it came out of a comedy just like SuperTroopers. I've never been screwed with has badly or had such a cool cop pull me or any of my friends over that was like this.

I didn't know this stuff happened, but it looks like it can. Consider my friend extremely lucky.

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[Andrizzle 10+ year member]

pics?

 

[Supergumby5000 5,000+ posts]

i believe it.

actually, here in Washington, there is about 200 new police cars this year, all of which are chargers, and ALL of which are undercover. One of my best buds dad's is a chief of police and commander of swat, so we get the downlow on the undercovers. Theres a couple STI's rolling around too

 

[mdillon 10+ year member]

so howd the turn go after his input?

 

[JessAlba452 10+ year member]

LoL if this is real yep your friend was lucky and at least the cop had a sense of humor.

I got pulled over myself last week. Was driving in the fast lane at night on the part of the highway where there are no lights. There was a pickup truck behind me pretty close. I saw that my exit was coming up and sped up from 65 to 80mph to get through the lanes. I make sure not to just cut them all, but do it correctly. Signal and make sure no one is there at each lane ... where I live most people are driving 20mph or over...but anyway as I proceed to get over to the exit I see those lovely blue lights. Turns out the truck was the PD!!!

Oops...So I pull over and proceed to get out my license and all the other things.

The cop asks me if there was any reason I was in a hurry. I honestly said no, and he mentioned I was clocked going 95mph in a 55mph area.

Argh I knew I was getting a huge ticket!!!

So he walks off, about a minute or so later walks back.

He says well it looks like you've never had a ticket.

I said yes sir, that's correct.

So he proceeds in telling me that it would really **** if he wrote me a ticket.

I agreed.

And to my suprise he handed me back my license...

But before he left, he said next time stay the speed limit.

I kind of had to just get my bearings. I was shocked that I got a warning. But now I do stay the speed limit and just get over if someone is following too closely. Let them be the bait lol //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif

Cops sure are being nice lately. I like that!

 

[lrgnation 10+ year member]

HAHA. I just watched supertroopers too. WOW.

 

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

I've never posted in an off topic before. But this truly was shocking. I know it's the internet and people make stuff up all the time...

I just have a strong feeling he was just like us when he was our age, and he wanted to mess with us pretty bad, then diss my friend in a humorous way. I think it was his way of making us stop screwing around without handing out a ticket... even though it looked like he was having more fun in his car than we were in my friends Gti, haha.

I do not know how it works, but I drive a loud *** Camaro and have gotten pulled over 8 times now with no ticket. I'm not sure if the police in the Seattle are are freaking nice or I'm lucky *** shit, or both.

I swear if I had a normal commuter car like a civic and was going 8 mph average all the time I'd have 5 tickets by now... but all my friends (we are car guys) do screw around a lot and have gotten caught a lot doing some stupid *** crap, and have always just gotten a warning.

Maybe they like nice cars too? lol I really have no idea.

 

[jer_stud56 10+ year member]

that's crazy man. good bedtime story (laying in bed posting off my phone) goodnight!

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My butt is kind of itchy. I'm going to make sure I wiped good. I may have some anal leakage going on.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I got pulled over in WV for "weaving within the lines"

 

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

I got pulled over in WV for "weaving within the lines"

Haha, that's retarded.

 

[na_rsx 10+ year member]

littering and............................littering and

 

[Vipervenom18 10+ year member]

Smokin' the reefer.

 

[XaznKewLguyX 10+ year member]

ahahah cops over in cali are cool too. i remember when we got pulled over we were all high as shit and our eyes were bloodshot, we rolled down the window and he was just like "oh man i dont even need to ask what you guys were doing" and then he just asked wheres the bud was at and we told him we smoked it all at home and we dont have any on us. he saw a bag of mc d's and he was like munchies eh? then he asked where do we live and we said a block or two away. so he was just like drive home safely lol.

i guess he really couldnt get us on anything cause we had nothing on us.

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

I got pulled over in WV for "weaving within the lines" Haha, that's retarded.

Yeah...he used it as an excuse because he saw me pulling out of the strip club late at night. Used it to pull me over and breathalize me. He said I did'nt cross the line, but was weaving "within" them like someone who may have been intoxicated,