Goob

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

**** you bastards. You **** with goobs shit and don't even have a bring back Phat thing. Jesus Christ, what does a man have to do around this place to get a little appreciation. Don't make me break out the ****** **** again. You know how quickly Team Ramrod can assemble and go into battle.

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[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

What you talkin bout Willis?

This is before your time. Back to your cage monkey.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

I miss phat

 

[bonesninja 5,000+ posts]

I miss fat pancake boobies

we know

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Oh no it isn't sweetie. I know who both he and team ramrod are. I'm just confused about the whole Goob part. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

Therefore back to your cage... before I make all of your post disappear...

nG

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

Goob and I have a love-hate relationship. I love pissing him off, and he hates the very thought of me. I really didn't think goob had a heart until a few months ago when I stumbled into the mod lounge and saw what goob posted after one of my many desecrations to this very site. It warmed me up inside when I saw goob post that he was going to take off of work and hire a lawyer to look into legal actions against me. I've never had another guy spend money on me, but if goob wants to be my sugar daddy, I certainly won't turn him down. Then I read one of the next posts down, and I realized goob could never be my sugar daddy, he was already taken. His partner in crime, beckoning to goobs call 24/7, at the time, he was on what I describe as "Phat Patrol". This individual didn't want goob being anybody else's sugar daddy. He was a dyke on a mission, he was determined not to let Phat back on this very site. He knew that Phat had a special place in goob's heart, and by golly, he was not going to let Phat have any contact with goob and risk losing his sugar daddy.

You may ask yourself, who is this individual that I speak of. Well, I can assure you, you don't have to look very far to find out. He's been at goobs side kissing *** nearly since day 1. Recently his sugar daddy bought him a Pontiac G6. He's no longer permitted inside the Hott Chicks thread. When there's an unwarranted banning, you'll find a trail of shit that leads you right to him.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Goob and I have a love-hate relationship. I love pissing him off, and he hates the very thought of me. I really didn't think goob had a heart until a few months ago when I stumbled into the mod lounge and saw what goob posted after one of my many desecrations to this very site. It warmed me up inside when I saw goob post that he was going to take off of work and hire a lawyer to look into legal actions against me. I've never had another guy spend money on me, but if goob wants to be my sugar daddy, I certainly won't turn him down. Then I read one of the next posts down, and I realized goob could never be my sugar daddy, he was already taken. His partner in crime, beckoning to goobs call 24/7, at the time, he was on what I describe as "Phat Patrol". This individual didn't want goob being anybody else's sugar daddy. He was a dyke on a mission, he was determined not to let Phat back on this very site. He knew that Phat had a special place in goob's heart, and by golly, he was not going to let Phat have any contact with goob and risk losing his sugar daddy.
You may ask yourself, who is this individual that I speak of. Well, I can assure you, you don't have to look very far to find out. He's been at goobs side kissing *** nearly since day 1. Recently his sugar daddy bought him a Pontiac G6. He's no longer permitted inside the Hott Chicks thread. When there's an unwarranted banning, you'll find a trail of shit that leads you right to him.

This guy, right?

 

[iceteebone 5,000+ posts]

Yea that was a good read. I believe goob's exact words were "He (phat) should be locked up"

 

[crunktimes.com 5,000+ posts]

Goob and I have a love-hate relationship. I love pissing him off, and he hates the very thought of me. I really didn't think goob had a heart until a few months ago when I stumbled into the mod lounge and saw what goob posted after one of my many desecrations to this very site. It warmed me up inside when I saw goob post that he was going to take off of work and hire a lawyer to look into legal actions against me. I've never had another guy spend money on me, but if goob wants to be my sugar daddy, I certainly won't turn him down. Then I read one of the next posts down, and I realized goob could never be my sugar daddy, he was already taken. His partner in crime, beckoning to goobs call 24/7, at the time, he was on what I describe as "Phat Patrol". This individual didn't want goob being anybody else's sugar daddy. He was a dyke on a mission, he was determined not to let Phat back on this very site. He knew that Phat had a special place in goob's heart, and by golly, he was not going to let Phat have any contact with goob and risk losing his sugar daddy.
You may ask yourself, who is this individual that I speak of. Well, I can assure you, you don't have to look very far to find out. He's been at goobs side kissing *** nearly since day 1. Recently his sugar daddy bought him a Pontiac G6. He's no longer permitted inside the Hott Chicks thread. When there's an unwarranted banning, you'll find a trail of shit that leads you right to him.

HAHA most awesome story ever!

 

[ConcernedMember 10+ year member]

Yea that was a good read. I believe goob's exact words were "He (phat) should be locked up"

Yeah, something like that. After goob posted that I noticed a bit of resentment in goddy's next post. I just assumed maybe it was one of the bedroom rituals that goob and goddy shared together. I didn't want to impose on anything and ruin their relationship. So out of fear that goddy might try to kill me, I told him to keep the handcuffs and that I wasn't interested in playing any of goobs ****** games that involved one person being restrained. Still to this day I think goddy holds a bit of resentment. Occasionally I check my control panel and am reminded of that resentment every time I see those dreaded infractions.

Profile Infraction 08-09-2006

07:22 PM Expired 1 Goob R Belongs To Me, die Phat MikeofTulsa