FIRST GOLFER: "Boy, getting out to play golf this weekend was tough. I had to promise my wife I would paint every room in the house next weekend".
SECOND GOLFER: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I would build her a new deck for the pool".
THIRD GOLFER: "Man, you both had it easy! I had to promise my wife I would remodel the kitchen for her".
As they finished playing the first hole, realizing the fourth golfer had not opened his mouth, they turned to him and said, "You have said nothing about what you had to do to get out for golf this weekend. What's the deal?"
FORTH GOLFER: "I set my clock for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I reached over and gave my wife a pat on her fanny and said, 'golf course or intercourse' "? She said, "It's cold out there, you'd better wear a sweater".
