Goin to C Afroman tonite

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

maybe deerhunts dad will pay my way!

 

[patrick1202 10+ year member]

oh well how hard is that

 

[DDeitz 10+ year member]

zig zags are xanex. at least thats what my friend calls them

what does he call the rolling papers with the brand name zig zag?

 

[Trey803 5,000+ posts]

I bet you dont come back with a girl and if you do, then she is butt *** ugly

 

[WhoSayWho? 5,000+ posts]

Afroman is the best rapper of our times. Who else is bold enough to throw in random chicken noises?

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

I have never sighed so hard at a thread or forum member.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Wow.

I figured the place would be packed, but there were not many more people than are normally there on a Tuesday night. Afroman looked tore up from the time he got on stage. It didn't look like he ever even opened his eyes. He put on a decent show though, and it was just hilarious.They had a tub of Colt 45s on sell for $2 each. Not good stuff, but I drank several.

After the concert we went to a chick's house and I puked all in her bathroom. This is the chick that I just go to when I am wasted. She actually is fat. Anyways, she got mad at me and we left. I told her I was coming back over and she said not too. I got my friend to drop me back off and I didn't have my cellphone or any shoes on. I knocked on her door and her room mate answered and chewed me out and told me I better not knock again or shes calling the cops. So here I am 2 miles from my house, no phone, no shoes, drunk as shit at 2:00 in the morning.

I had to walk ****ing home cause I couldn't find anyone and ask to use their cellphone.

Owned.

 

[cpierce 5,000+ posts]

Haha...always somethin

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Oh yeah.

I also danced with about a 200lb black chick that was like 4 inches taller than me. She was grinding all on me. Good times, good times.

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Bbw Ftw?

 

[elementxero 10+ year member]

You are a disgrace but I can't say I don't delight in your drunken misadventures.

I hate you, but I am glad you post.

 

[RedlineAccord 10+ year member]

You are a disgrace but I can't say I don't delight in your drunken misadventures.
I hate you, but I am glad you post.

He awards you NO points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Have fun I guess.