....its called mercedez benz elite. meaning i finished at the top of my class to earn an interview, interviewed with mercedez and they saw fit that i was knowledgable in automotive enough for them to spend over 12k to train me to solely work on mercedez benz vehicles. go through the program and earn 120 benz credits. finish my first year of emploiyment at a benz dealer and get the other 120 credits...240 credits puts me 4+ years ahead of the guys that are currently working there. 4+ years ahead means i get sat in a higher pay bracket. sooooo, like i said, you wont catch me workin fast food. and as for your second quote, the original topic wasnt even being a dick. it was created half jokingly. notice how noone really got all that pissed off? then someone changed the title and everyone got butthurt