Regale you in the tale lmao sure I'll give you a true story.
I used to work for the Coast Guard up at Station Burlington Vermont. This happened in late late August of last year. Was sleeping on the third deck with my window open. My rack in my duty room was against the wall kiddy-corner to the window. It was prolly like 1 in the morning and it started to rain which woke me up instantly since I'm not a heavy sleeper when it's hot out. I turned my head over my shoulder in bed to see how heavy the downpour was, turned back around and maybe 15 seconds later I heard a heavy BOOM in my room, like a really heavy footstep INSIDE my room. So I'm still layin facin the wall and my ears get attuned to it and about 4 seconds after the first one I heard another BOOM inside my duty room. So I turned my head over to see what it was......and there was this **** guy, blue and white striped long sleeve sweater, blue jeans and kind of a rico-suave type haircut with brown hair almost touching his shoulders standing right in the middle of my freakin room. And the fvkced up thing was he was standing there like if you were gonna creep up on somebody, knees bent arms low and forward shoulders down. So I'm lookin at this dude for a couple seconds AND HE TAKES ANOTHER LOUD STEP TOWARDS ME! So I whipped myself around in bed like I had rockets strapped to my back and this freakin guy disentegrates at a 45 degree angle from his right foot all the way till he was gone. I think i sat up in my rack for prolly 10 minutes tryin to figure out what just happened. I wasn't sleeping either I know when I'm awake. Thankfully never saw him again.
Then a week later I'm sittin in the lounge with some crew watchin Ghost Hunters on scifi, and one dude says there is a theory that most ghost sightings are reported when it's raining out because theres more ions in the air or something. Told some of the crew and they freaked. One told me after, that some prior crews have said that 2nd and 3rd decks have had some problems like that.
Pic of the station right here.
http://www.uscg.mil/d1/Units/staBURLINGTON/index.htm
Maybe the ghost wanted some booty? Maybe he saw me and said "Hey he's not sleeping on his back so I might as well."
Nonetheless really happened.
Did i "regale" you enough Dragnix?????? lmao