GF that always says no to me!

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

My mother laughed when she saw me wearing a backpack. My sisters laughed at me too. My friend Ros called me from Scotland; I told her about the backpack, and she laughed so hard I genuinely thought the phone line might break. There is an 'incongruity' theory of comedy, dating back as far as Aristotle, which suggests that "the greater and more unexpected... the incongruity... the more violent will be one's laughter". Well, if it came to a congruity contest, me in a backpack would rank the same as your average spud-faced bouncer in a dress. Presumably if I actually did wear linen-mix shorts and grow armpit hair, the incongruity would lessen, but that may be too high a price to pay. Violent laughter, I can stomach. Underarm forest-growth I cannot.

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

I require pictures of said girlfriend in order to assist in your dilemma.

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

tap dat ho in teh *** on her way out.

fxd.

 

[60ndown 10+ year member]

thas wrong

 

[Chevillac 5,000+ posts]

****er!

ban for racism.

 

[Ford302Redneck 10+ year member]

I didn't know there was such that as "that ugly"

WTF happend?

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

I'd hit it.

With a Mack.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

wtf is that? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

 

[peas247 10+ year member]

wtf is that? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wow.gif.23d729408e9177caa2a0ed6a2ba6588e.gif

x 10 WTF???

 

[konechiwa 10+ year member]

if it wasn't for the tits on her I'd think it was a man

 

[528hz 10+ year member]

That's gotta be the most disturbing thing I've ever seen!!!!!

INBREEDING FTMFL!!!