gf says i think shes ugly..

[zthumper 10+ year member]

cool story bro

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

stitches are my fault.. i was in the kitchen she was by the front door... she was *****ing and wouldn't shut up.. she kept on and on.. so i finally picked up a glass cup and threw it at her... she ducked and it hit the wall.. she was fine... (atleast i thought) apparently small piece of glass hit the wall then hit her in the ***.. it went threw her pants and inside her skin.. on her ***.. so she had to have stitches.... how would i know that would happen... i was on a low carb cut diet for 3 weeks and had roid rage... reacted too fast and didn't think about it... oh well.

Something doesn't compute here.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

yeah, so the pass nights just been making her **** my willy milly dilly..

 

[snb778 5,000+ posts]

another amazing story

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Something doesn't compute here.

it's seriously true story

 

[1rockford1 5,000+ posts]

huh

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

yeah, so the pass nights just been making her **** my willy milly dilly..

shes setting you up. The next time, shes going to bite it OFF!!!

serves you right for throwing a glass at her! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[David19 10+ year member]

shes setting you up. The next time, shes going to bite it OFF!!!
serves you right for throwing a glass at her! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

its a nagging ***** that will never stfu..

 

[lil_italy773 10+ year member]

Something doesn't compute here.

i was thinking the same thing about the glass bouncing off the wall and thru the pants. that had to be a direct bombing of the ***. sumthing is off here:laugh:

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

its a nagging ***** that will never stfu..

then get out of the F**king relationship.....

I think she could charge you with domestic abuse. or assault.

 

[David19 10+ year member]

i was thinking the same thing about the glass bouncing off the wall and thru the pants. that had to be a direct bombing of the ***. sumthing is off here:laugh:

HAHA, funny. HA.. no but seriously.. i was amazed too.. when i found out what happened.. im like theres no way a small glass could bounce off and go thru pants+skin.. she wasn't sure if the glass was in her.. it was bleeding.. so went to the hospital and apparently the glass got her but didnt go all the way in the skin.. im not that much of a perv that would intentionally bend her over and glass her ***.. jeez

 

[David19 10+ year member]

then get out of the F**king relationship.....
I think she could charge you with domestic abuse. or assault.

Negative, i was throwing the glass at the wall not her.. she was just infront of the wall.. not my fault..

 

[k_schutte 10+ year member]

Send her my way... I will make her feel pretty ;-)

 

[David19 10+ year member]

Send her my way... I will make her feel pretty ;-)

you would prob *** on her stitches.. you nasty freak

 

[Max_Power 10+ year member]

Negative, i was throwing the glass at the wall not her.. she was just infront of the wall.. not my fault..

touche salesman!!

thats a pretty good point, but I think you might have to eventually tell her about her nagging...