gangbang etiquette

[massiveaudiocw 10+ year member]

Thats some funny shit..

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

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I lol'ed.. jizzrag. classic, good read.

 

[IamDeMan 5,000+ posts]

All of these are very good tips!

 

[regal8r 5,000+ posts]

bump for hilarity

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I roffled at the Jesus comment.

Now I am going to hell.

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

Also, don't be afraid to learn some names! Instead of saying, "Take this face fucking, you cockslut!" most women prefer that you say, "Take this face fucking, Pam! You cockslut." It's the personal touch that will guarantee you future opportunities to fuck her face.

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[Liquid Bass 10+ year member]

that was very funny maybe even worthy of a stickie

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Be open-minded with your selections. While most men will be lining up to throw a shot into the attractive women, you should find yourself a woman who, while being substantially uglier, will most likely have low enough self-esteem to let you do some seriously fucked up shit to her. Remember, what a woman looks like is entirely inconsequential. Aside from being the place where she keeps a suckhole, her face has little purpose beyond serving as a resting place for your fatigued genitals.

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[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

At a gangbang, it is certainly not expected that you bring a woman flowers, but on the other hand, you don't want to just mount her and start jackhammering her **** like a monkey on angel dust. Women in general like a little romance and tenderness, and some doped-up skank writhing around in a dimly-lit furnished basement is no exception.

nG

 

[joetama 5,000+ posts]

At a gangbang, it is certainly not expected that you bring a woman flowers, but on the other hand, you don't want to just mount her and start jackhammering her **** like a monkey on angel dust. Women in general like a little romance and tenderness, and some doped-up skank writhing around in a dimly-lit furnished basement is no exception.
nG

That sounds like job for Jack... Jack Hamma...

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

i laughed.

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

A simple "Thanks for letting me **** you so much," followed by a ****-slap to the *** is acceptable, if a bit curt. Remember, a little extra politeness doesn’t cost you anything, and can make some ridiculous jizzrag feel good about herself for a change.

"I came so hard I think my dick went back in time," or "If Jesus had a ***** as sweet as yours, the Jews might not have murdered him," are imaginative and memorable ways to express your gratitude. Remember, a cheap ***** is always a good time, but a cheap ***** who feels appreciated makes a more pleasant evening for everyone.

 

[duece212 5,000+ posts]

A simple "Thanks for letting me **** you so much," followed by a ****-slap to the *** is acceptable, if a bit curt. Remember, a little extra politeness doesn’t cost you anything, and can make some ridiculous jizzrag feel good about herself for a change.
"I came so hard I think my dick went back in time," or "If Jesus had a ***** as sweet as yours, the Jews might not have murdered him," are imaginative and memorable ways to express your gratitude. Remember, a cheap ***** is always a good time, but a cheap ***** who feels appreciated makes a more pleasant evening for everyone.

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[bigbirney420 10+ year member]

Just dont be last