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[528hz 10+ year member]

What are you on Randel?

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[Beerdrnkr 5,000+ posts]

Zac and Miri make a *****?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Double Dutch Rudder please?

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Oh don't worry, you're not my demographic.

What's me demographic?

Do you like pussy?

I do!

Then not you.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

I'll be your Sherpa up the mountain of gayness.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having *** in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom?

Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it.

No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

How come you get to be all Buck Rogers, having *** in the 25th century with Twiki and Dr. Theopolis, and I'm stuck to a bottle of Jergen's in the batroom?
Holy Bejeesus, tell me you don't use my Jergen's to whack it.

No, you know what I do? I light a bunch of candles, and I sprawl out on my sheets, and I listen to Sting. No, I'm a guy. You give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy MacGuyver!

omg ew. lol :barf: //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

 

[bose301s 5,000+ posts]

Amazingly hilarious movie, I love it.

Don't ever say shit covered to me again.

 

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

Jason Mewes saggy nutsack was a bit of a downer however.

Literally.

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[newusername 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTCOXOD-S_M

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Zack Brown: I don't mean to alarm you... but I think I just jerked off Lester a little bit.

Miriam Linky: The Dutch Rudder?

Zack Brown: Yeah! It's ingenious, really.

Miriam Linky: If you ask me nicely, I will Dutch Rudder you for the rest of our lives.

Zack Brown: Good. I'm getting tired of fuckin' a flashlight.

Miriam Linky: [laughing] You fucked it?

Zack Brown: Yeah.

Miriam Linky: What'd it feel like?

Zack Brown: ...fucking a flashlight.

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

Customer: Hi, can I have a coffee? Black?

Delaney: Can't you see we talking, White?

 

[Terranova 10+ year member]

that movie made me smile. i actually giggled a few times as well