funny text message

[bibby 5,000+ posts]

fyi, 30,000 children STARVE TO DEATH EVERYDAY. (that does not include the adults)
you laugh because you dont understand.there is funny and there is tragic.choose your thoughts carefully.they define who you really are.

wow, i feel bad now //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[DaGh0st 5,000+ posts]

wow 60 just took a dump on this thread.

i feel bad for laughing now...

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

Lawl.

nG

 

[dkmesa 10+ year member]

nice. I love racist things

 

[Calikid 5,000+ posts]

LAWL at second one.

 

[sws10]

nother funny one

"Today is the day of the disabled, please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as i did. You hang in there sunshine, your ****ing special."

 

[sws10]

this ones not a text message but its pretty funny:

A train is about 2 crash. A frantic virgin rips off her clothes and asks "can anyone make me feel like a woman before I die?"

A man rips off his clothes and says, "Quick Iron These!"

 

[sws10]

yeah i get funny text messages

 

[phyphoestilic 5,000+ posts]

yeah i get funny text messages

the retarded ones from the movie ads? Message IMAKEFUNNYJOKESORSOMESHIT and recieve a funny message each day?

 

[sws10]

movie ads WTF

 

[bumpinne0n 10+ year member]

got this from a friend send it to your friends.
"The average text message cost 10 cents, it cost 10 cents to feed a starving child in Africa. Send this to 7 people and starve that n***a for a week."

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I got that one a couple months ago.

Here's one I got yesterday:

"Scientists have discovered that, in some point and time, women will contain intelligent DNA. Unfortunately, 95% of them will spit it out! Send to 10 friends."

 

[sws10]

One day a black child was given wings by god. The black child asked god "does this mean im a angel?" God laughed and said haha n*g*a you a bat!

 

[MikeofTulsa Moderator]

i've got that one before, i chuckled

 

[OneKrazyKeebler 10+ year member]

Yeah, I got that first text a few months back. LOL

 

[sws10]

yeah i pissed myself laughing when i got it