Funny story

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

I went to check out this car and it was a piece of shit. :crap:I expected that. It had more miles than they said so i knew i was not interested anymore. On to the story. I pulled into the gas station to buy a drink and there is my neighbor walking into the driveway with her daughter and pulling her lawnmower. (OLD lawnmower, people call them the hill billies, and weirdos) The daughter has on pants that are ripped and a very dirty shirt that is way too big. The mother has a sports bra and some matching short shorts that had holes in them.(In her late 40s, ugly, Curly hair, wrinkly skin, nasty teeth) She is in line before me and says 50 cents on pump 1 to the cashier. The cashier looks at me and makes some weird face like:wow: when she left. . I walk out and by the time i get back to the car she is done pumping the gas. They barely have grass in their yard, it is more dirt, and they still mow the dirt. They all dress weird and old clothes.

NO pics. they walk their dogs Through my neighborhood sometimes, I will try to get pics sometime for you.

cliffs:

Go to gas station

Weird lady buys 50 cents worth of gas for her lawnmower.Not even 1/8 of a gallon

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[97gp 5,000+ posts]

Where's the funnay?

 

[armitank]

maby they are poor... why do you have a problem with people that arent as well off as you. *******

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

oh and is the daughter hot?

 

[Idealrealist 10+ year member]

Not even close.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

some mexican lady tried to get 7 cents worth gas at our store yesterday... i put it in then realized you cant put in any less than 10... had to tell her sorry and she was like

"a;sldkjal;skjal;kgjal;kjaopeitjopasijoaksdj;ldllalakakakakakka lakjalalalllo"

i was like

"...yeah"

 

[memphisman 10+ year member]

Close your eyes to the horror

Close your eyes to the pain

When you live in a box

No one knows your name

Living in the street

Moms and kids with nothing to set

Welfare hotels

Who says there's no place called hell

I can't see you

I can't hear you

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god

Who cares, who cares, who cares, who cares

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god...

Go you or !

Open your eyes

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Invisible could be my name

Your excuses are so lame

Real plees fall on deaf ears

Look away when I'm near

Freezing cold in winters heat

Burning up can be a treat

Blisters breaking on my feet

At least I get a subway seat

I can't see you

I cant hear you

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god

Who cares, who cares, who cares, who cares

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god...

Go you or I

Open your arms

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

Self help and preservation

Not now I'm on vacation

Priority is you

And screw all those around you

Now's the time for you to share

Indifference you have to care

Deep inside you know it's true

How do I get through to you

Open your eyes to the horror

Open your eyes to the pain

When you live in a box

No one knows your name

Dont make fun of people that are less forunate than you **** stain!!

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

oh and is the daughter hot?

She is like 10

maby they are poor... why do you have a problem with people that arent as well off as you. *******

They have a nice house. Unless all the money goes to the house.

 

[memphisman 10+ year member]

Bushh u fail i still havent laughed

 

[Rashaddd 5,000+ posts]

She is like 10

That doesn't answer the question

 

[97gp 5,000+ posts]

She is like 10

That's irrelevant

That doesn't answer the question

That's what im sayin

 

[JeepSound 10+ year member]

Close your eyes to the horrorClose your eyes to the pain

When you live in a box

No one knows your name

Living in the street

Moms and kids with nothing to set

Welfare hotels

Who says there's no place called hell

I can't see you

I can't hear you

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god

Who cares, who cares, who cares, who cares

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god...

Go you or !

Open your eyes

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Invisible could be my name

Your excuses are so lame

Real plees fall on deaf ears

Look away when I'm near

Freezing cold in winters heat

Burning up can be a treat

Blisters breaking on my feet

At least I get a subway seat

I can't see you

I cant hear you

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god

Who cares, who cares, who cares, who cares

There but for the grace of god

There but for the grace of god...

Go you or I

Open your arms

You don't see me

You couldn't be me

Who cares wins

Self help and preservation

Not now I'm on vacation

Priority is you

And screw all those around you

Now's the time for you to share

Indifference you have to care

Deep inside you know it's true

How do I get through to you

Open your eyes to the horror

Open your eyes to the pain

When you live in a box

No one knows your name

Dont make fun of people that are less forunate than you **** stain!!

wat

Oh, and btw, anyone have the "wat" convo pic? I can't find it anywhere and it always makes me lol.

 

[BushJ311 5,000+ posts]

That doesn't answer the question

She is 10 years old. You can come be the judge of that.

Bushh u fail i still havent laughed

Had to be there and see how the mother looked.

 

[djeazie 10+ year member]

She is like a 10

fixed

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

wao this thread is a total fail.

stupidest "funny" ever.