Funny story I found

[Harleyfx69 10+ year member]

theres a good one from max tucker ? i think ..

he talked a girl into anal *** ..

Pumped half a bottle of astroglide into her *** ..

then the other half on himself ..

went to town on her ..

A little while later he pulled out or accidentaly fell out whatever ..

And the girl just started spraying shit all over him ..

With all the oil pushed into her ..

Well it was an evacuation of the colon

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Didn't even break a smile out of me. Stupid.