funny secs(x) joke thingies... chilidog, snowplow...

[bigt 10+ year member]

I just heard one today called the houdini, where your hittin a chick from the back and you buddy is hiding (lights off) and you go to turn them on and he takes your place and then you turn them on and are like HI *****EZZ

You guys have any good ones????????

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[NoLimit 10+ year member]

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Worst thread in CA.com history

lol

All I'm gonna say is Alabama Hotpocket

 

[Beat_Dominator 5,000+ posts]

Yeah they're on wikipedia.... and you're wrong about the houdini

 

[MTXman 10+ year member]

The Pirate: The act of whacking someone in the eye with your penis after anally *********** then kick them in the shin so they hobble around and squint like a pirate.

The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is ******* on your balls, tap the head of your **** on her forehead.

Glass Bottom Boat: Putsaran wrap over your partners face and proceed to lay a hot shit there.

Ray-Bans: Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.

 

[9512ds 5,000+ posts]

cincinnati bowtie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

rusty trombone //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif