Funny Condom Sayings

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

1.Cover Your Stump Before Your Hump

2.Before You Attack Her Wrap Your Whacker

3.Don't Be Silly Protect Your Willy

4.When In Doubt Shorud Your Sprout

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CAN'T GO WRONG IF YOU SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT

8.IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF YOU SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF YOU WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WON'T GET SICK IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF YOU GO IN HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHILE YOU'RE UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR _____

14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, ZIP UP YOUR

TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER, NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DON'T BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!

22. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE IT OFF, HAVE IT ON

Click to read more...

 

[zachzchw 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

lol

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

rap3333333

 

[wlmrs 10+ year member]

Good stuff~

 

[bigwheel15 10+ year member]

I lol'd

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

roflmao

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

wtf happened you were going normal and went into caplocks. Did some get a little excited on the subject? LMAO

 

[Nukedsodapop 5,000+ posts]

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

8.IF YOU THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eek.gif.771b7a90cf45cabdc554ff1121c21c4a.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/rotflol.gif.b453361716769b8110ddefc85ff03cd2.gif

 

[gl0ck 10+ year member]

Hillarious no doubt.

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Hillarious no doubt.

LOL all your posts say no doubt LMAO

 

[geardownson 10+ year member]

I got one

Lemmie get a condom baby

No wait im just gunna PIITB!