Funny children's story

[desperatemouser]

http://freaksafari.com/hanselandgretel.htm

Click to read more...

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

Lmao I Loved The Shocker Part!!

 

[blaze383]

That was pretty sweet //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

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[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

I got a kick out of this from his site as well, maybe u have to live down in nyc to understand it though

"Yo yo, I love my ho's and my bling, now if only i could sing...from the trees I swing."

There’s one phrase that comes to my mind when I go into NYC and that is, “diversity is not always a good thing.”

Despite the fact that this is by far the best city, you can’t help but notice that the good things about it are proportionate to the bad things about it. Kind of like a race-driven Newton’s law where for every middle-class white citizen present, you have an equal amount of black homeless guys pissing themselves in alleyways while lying on their beds of vomit created from ******* some guy’s dick for crack.

And for every *****house, there are awesome restaurants with awesome food. This is where I’ll shamelessly plug Nobu.

NYC has everything you could possibly want, everything within walking distance. If you want to see black people being their stereotypical selves, you can do that.

If you want to see rich people doing lines of coke off of a hooker’s ***, you can do that too. If you want to get mugged while jogging in Central Park, New York is the place to be.

 

[infamousZ71 10+ year member]

That one is okay. The Pinocchio one is better.

"Hehe Pinocchio, look... if you squint your eyes the teeth look like we're at a KKK meeting."

"You see, Pinocchio?! Touching your penis will make you a blind cripple."

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]

yea i seen them as well and will her unt get splinters etc lol

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

KKK meeting!

LOL //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/hilarious.gif.02a037aad04aa96f19982b298a3d70a8.gif

 

[DBfan187 5,000+ posts]

look @ the jokes.

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

You know she'll swallow!

 

[ramos 5,000+ posts]

"hymen - natures bubble wrap" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[desperatemouser]

"hymen - natures bubble wrap" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

LOL "Sure i can read that book back to you, it says 'kids made of wood dont have souls.' Have a nice day!"

 

[VOA_NIGHTMARE 10+ year member]