FUNNY 3rd brake light word... any gigglers??

[Digital Designs 10+ year member]

"Excuse me sir/madam, I would greatly appreciate it if you would kindly apply your brakes, as this is what I am doing at this moment. I would not like this simple task to turn into a huge altercation involving our insurance companies(I really dont like mine very much, I have been thinking about switching, just havent got to it) and possibly police officers and other authority vehicles. Thank you for your anticipated cooperation. Have a nice day."

That is what I would have on mine.

 

[sacsking916 5,000+ posts]

I drive better when Im drunk.
I drive better with your daughter is giving me head.

Driver carries more than $50. A lot more.

Weed for sale (insert your phone number).

Can you believe a white guy drives me?

BestBuy installed my stereo, bitches.

awesome. gotta love best buy, and weed, and daughters that are over 18

 

[ejschultz 10+ year member]

Can you believe a white guy drives me?

I get that a look a lot when I get out of the Caprice at most gas stations in my area.

 

[CoilBurner]

funny short words!!

 

[Bear Grylls]

Piss off

 

[ejschultz 10+ year member]

cunt

 

[CoilBurner]

think I might get introuble for that one

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

make your choice and post pics son.

 

[CoilBurner]

no funny short ones yet

 

[theMessenjah44 10+ year member]

"short"

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

no funny short ones yet

There's only so many funny thoughts you can express with one short word.

 

[ejschultz 10+ year member]

There are plenty of funny, offensive four letter words that would very easily fit into the smallest third brake lights.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

There are plenty of funny, offensive four letter words that would very easily fit into the smallest third brake lights.

Name 3, that wont get you pulled over by the first cop who will see them. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif Im not necessarily saying you are wrong, Im just offering you the opportunity to save this thread for the OP's sake.

 

[wickedwitt 10+ year member]

Winning

 

[Buck 5,000+ posts]

Charlie Sheen