Funniest Jokes you heard that you remember

[SmokedoutImpala 10+ year member]

Hope mine does not offend it was sent to me by my g/f and neither her nor I are racist.

There a 4 doctors sitting in a room talking about how great medicine is in their country-A jewish,Russian,French and American Dr

The Jewish Dr says that medicine in my country is so good now that we can remove a mans kidney and have him back working in 6 weeks

The French DR says thats great but medicine in my country is so great that we can operate on a mans liver and have them back to work in 4 weeks

The Russian Dr says thats great but medicine in my country is so great that we can operate on a man and remove half his heart and transplant into the donor and have them both back to work in 2 weeks

The American looks at them all and says not to outdo all of you guys but we took a N****R out of Illinois and put him in the white house and now half the country is looking for work.

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[TMali 10+ year member]

Why do mexicans refry beans? - cause they cant do anything right the first time

Why are the palms of black people white? - just to show that this is a bit of good in everyone

im not racist, i hate on everyone

 

[Cabin_Pressure 10+ year member]

This guy goes to a local shop....................

and pays retail for JL Audio.

 

[jeeper07 5,000+ posts]

This guy goes to a local shop....................






































and pays retail for JL Audio.

i actually lold

 

[KATRIDER 10+ year member]

What did Michael Jackson and Ted Kennedy get for Christmas??????????????????????????

Patrick Swayze.........

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

This guy goes to a local shop....................






































and pays retail for JL Audio.

best joke ever

 

[jeyventura 10+ year member]

best joke ever

x2

 

[Bumpin' Goalie 10+ year member]

best joke ever

x3

 

[LazyRider 10+ year member]

A man gets a robot that can tell if anyone is lying. The mans son comes home and his father asks him where he has been all day. The boy says "I've been at the library". The man "are you sure because I have a robot that can tell if you're lying". The boy says I've been at the library. The robot goes and slaps the boy in the head. And the father says I knew it!. Then the mother says "like father like son" and the robot goes and slaps the mom in the head. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

A grandma is doing laundry and she splashes a bit of water on her leg, but she swears it feels like a rat. So she calls over the grandson to look for the rat, he looks around a bit, then up her skirt and says he cant find the rat, but he found the rats nest.

 

[jeeper07 5,000+ posts]

A grandma is doing laundry and she splashes a bit of water on her leg, but she swears it feels like a rat. So she calls over the grandson to look for the rat, he looks around a bit, then up her skirt and says he cant find the rat, but he found the rats nest.

made me wanna vomit.

 

[TMali 10+ year member]

made me wanna vomit.

and thats the joke my college teacher told the class the other day...

 

[Ray21 10+ year member]

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Hung.

 

[death metal]

why don't blacks like blow jobs?

they don't like no kind of fvcking job.....

 

[DammitJames 10+ year member]

An old man was walking through a forest one evening and came across a frog. The frog jumped up and said if you kiss me i will turn into a beautiful woman and we will have *** all night long. The old guy picks the frog up and puts her in his pocket and keep walking. The frog tells him again if you kiss me i will turn into a beautiful woman and have *** with you all night. The old man said yeah yeah i heard you but at my age i would rather have a talking frog.