Funky Pups

[Alpineforever 10+ year member]

some people say funky pups killed off all of the dinosaurs...

 

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shit. i got to buy em in packs of 6 or 12.

yea. it was that serious.

 

[tee 10+ year member]

you couldnt just buy em, you had to enter a lottery to have a chance at buying em.

The company just changed the rules a few months ago if I can remember correctly. Now, once you win the lottery, they're still the ones to make the final decision on whether or not you're worth the time for them to make a Pup for you. Word on the streets is that it takes a year or so to make one of them.

 

[tcguy85 10+ year member]

Legend has it that since no amplifier on the market could fully power a Pup, the company produced an amplifier model called the Puplifier.
They hooked the Puplifier up to a 12" Pup, and played a song with no bass notes, and it still shook down the entire factory. The demise of the Funky Pup production plant is why they are no longer produced.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/omg.gif.05aa02c3095d6ce9338996654eca0863.gif fo realz!????

 

[sonic purity 10+ year member]

Legend has it that since no amplifier on the market could fully power a Pup, the company produced an amplifier model called the Puplifier.
They hooked the Puplifier up to a 12" Pup, and played a song with no bass notes, and it still shook down the entire factory. The demise of the Funky Pup production plant is why they are no longer produced.

Puplifier never went past prototype. RIP Funky Pup Factory

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Al Gore actually invented the Funky Pup, and the Funky Pup invented the internet, then Al Gore took credit for it.

 

[tcguy85 10+ year member]

Al Gore actually invented the Funky Pup, and the Funky Pup invented the internet, then Al Gore took credit for it.

wow, that seriously made me lol. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[sonic purity 10+ year member]

Al Gore actually invented the Funky Pup, and the Funky Pup invented the internet, then Al Gore took credit for it.

Oh yeah, forgot that part.

 

[tee 10+ year member]

Al Gore actually invented the Funky Pup, and the Funky Pup invented the internet, then Al Gore took credit for it.

According to President Bush, there are more than one internet. Hence the name: internets.

 

[Lingerfelt 10+ year member]

Oh yeah, forgot that part.

The accomplishments of the Funky Pup are so hard to keep track of, their abilities being so vast.

 

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see look. this is a picture i took of my pup collection when i came in a box truck and six fork lifts had to remove them.

reference, next to a black toddler. he was my neighbors toddler.

and this is only half of thems.

 

[L7BASSHEAD 10+ year member]

hahaha

 

[sonic purity 10+ year member]

Ambulance drivers used em to resuscitate heart attack victims.

 

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or just seriously kill everyone.

instead of the paddles, they would put 10,000v thru a pup.

death would instantly occur. so then they could go home for the night if they still had hands.

 

[L7BASSHEAD 10+ year member]

Ambulance drivers used em to resuscitate heart attack victims.

yeah but they stopped because it actually killed a couple of people //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif