Ftw

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

you are soooo gay

 

[csu87 10+ year member]

that is some good shit

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

you are soooo gay

Stfu where u been ?

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

not here bish

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

847): And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.

(1-847): I should injure you considerably.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

347): I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

(908): Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.

(908): **** I'm high

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

(608): So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him

(608): Just another sign I need to get out of this town

(972): how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

fvck, I'm totally trolling //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[CobraStang98 10+ year member]

I got a good LOL out of that.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

(203): There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

(860): Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

816): I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

(530): shit pants at work. discarded underwear.

(1-530): just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?

(530): yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

(919): Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?

 

[KyngHype 10+ year member]

k im done trolling for 09 //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif