Ftw

[SocMunky 10+ year member]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Repoast? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/confused.gif.e820e0216602db4765798ac39d28caa9.gif

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[ciaonzo 5,000+ posts]

Good stuff in there.

 

[iamamp3pimp 5,000+ posts]

(313): I am in shape. i keep telling you that.(1-313): Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."

lmao

 

[LoggedOut 10+ year member]

hm...been seeing that all over facebook but i dont think it reached here yet...

 

[Ellsworthz 10+ year member]

(850): It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of ****ing

(402): Chicken burrito, or no deal.

(1-402): Is that code for my ******?

(402): Who the **** has ever referred to a ****** as a chicken burrito

LOL

 

[zthumper 10+ year member]

i lol'd

 

[Proximity 10+ year member]

(843): the red head has a bf

(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

Yup, the best one.

 

[nismos14 5,000+ posts]

eh

 

[Michael Savage 10+ year member]

(502): Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job. (973): I'm moving there. Get me hired.

lol

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

this and fmylife.com are my two to look at when i'm bored

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

(203): There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

(860): Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

 

[Racerx250 10+ year member]

i got a good laugh outta the first page.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

this and fmylife.com are my two to look at when i'm bored

:hi: and everyone said you went queer and never looked back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

:hi: and everyone said you went queer and never looked back //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/sneaky.gif.7189749b3a3f769e8815b47e8ae87f88.gif

and that everyone means you? You would want me to

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

and that everyone means you? You would want me to

Omg reeaaaaallllyyyyY //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif