Free Pizza Hut Pizza! **Coupon**

[noob with an RS 10+ year member]

you know it will actually work. i use to sell complimentary coupons for a school fundraising thing. i stole all the coupons and didnt pay the school and kept the money for myself and some coupons. some people used the coupon but the delivery boy didnt take the coupon. soemteims they wont check. they just want the money. they enter a coupon in at the store and the driver just collects the total amount unless the driver is a *** to ask for the coupon. but honestly, they dont need the coupon. if you dont believe me, next time youre at your buddys house watching the game or something call pizza hut and tell them you have a complimentary card for a free pizza. theyll bring the free pizza to you but make sure you tip them.. if you want to play it safe, tip them a good five dollars and theyll know whats up and wont even ask for the comp card. they get a good five dollar tip for driving out to your house and they dont lose any money by not bringing back a coupon/comp card. if they happen to ask for the comp card act like ur looking for it then finally tell them "shit i think i lost it". he wont take the pizza back hell let you keep it out of ethics and tell you that its alright. just make sure you tip that acne-infested fvcker.

 

[.::DuD3::. 10+ year member]

you know it will actually work. i use to sell complimentary coupons for a school fundraising thing. i stole all the coupons and didnt pay the school and kept the money for myself and some coupons. some people used the coupon but the delivery boy didnt take the coupon. soemteims they wont check. they just want the money. they enter a coupon in at the store and the driver just collects the total amount unless the driver is a *** to ask for the coupon. but honestly, they dont need the coupon. if you dont believe me, next time youre at your buddys house watching the game or something call pizza hut and tell them you have a complimentary card for a free pizza. theyll bring the free pizza to you but make sure you tip them.. if you want to play it safe, tip them a good five dollars and theyll know whats up and wont even ask for the comp card. they get a good five dollar tip for driving out to your house and they dont lose any money by not bringing back a coupon/comp card. if they happen to ask for the comp card act like ur looking for it then finally tell them "shit i think i lost it". he wont take the pizza back hell let you keep it out of ethics and tell you that its alright. just make sure you tip that acne-infested fvcker.

that made me lol

 

[ngsm13 5,000+ posts]

You would.

nG

 

[Kevokrook77 10+ year member]

funny but queer, like yourself.
actually it's not that funny...

x2

queer

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

oh snaps

 

[LeofromtheH 10+ year member]

where's the picture w/ sblazer eatin pizza ?? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crying.gif.ec0ebefe590df0251476573bc49e46d8.gif

 

[mattmcss 10+ year member]

hmm someone watch some Mitch Hedberg earlier?

 

[sue bee 10+ year member]

if i could edit your signature i wouldn't...

wanna know why?

because with every post you're blatantly exposing yourself as a queer power greater than what a mere defamed signature can show.

and with that, i bid you ****ing adieu.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I'm very tempted to try it. Can you make one for Papa John's for me? Kthxttylcallmecutie //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

And the kid who posted above me obviously likes men. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/imdaman.gif.bc6c552e19aa4ad8c47461144f40eb1a.gif

 

[mattmcss 10+ year member]

all you do is call up, tell them you have a credit for a free pizza because last time there was issues with the pizza, you were busy, etc.

Now if they start to argue, the longer you keep em on the phone the more they'll wanna give you a free pizza.

Demand to speak to a manager about the issue, feel free to ask names up front, so you can tell the manager that "susie or paul" promised you a free pizza on your next visit.