Forgetting Sarah Marshall

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

was definitely hilarious & the british guy made it better..
lines like "o, btw i f***ed the house keeper the other day" //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

Well I just told you.

Yeah, but telling me now isn't the same as telling me.

Well I haven't told you I got herpes because it's not inflamed at the moment.

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

British guy was an absolute TRIP!

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

 

[branham1127 10+ year member]

Well I just told you.
Yeah, but telling me now isn't the same as telling me.

Well I haven't told you I got herpes because it's not inflamed at the moment.

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.

Excuse me, miss I've lost a shoe. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot.

 

[gsuchyta 10+ year member]

I enjoyed it. I didn't think it was going to be as funny as it was. and yes the girl from that 70's show is very hot and the british guy was hilarious

 

[branham1127 10+ year member]

what about:

hi

hi

hi

hi

hi

can u stop saying that over & over?

do u wanna gag me?

you brought a gag?

yeah and handcuffs... so do you wanna gag me?

well, i kinda do now

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

That's a nice necklace you're wearing. Did you just get that?

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

That's a nice necklace you're wearing. Did you just get that?

You can stop crying now. He's dead already.

I'm not crying. *You* should stop crying.

I don't cry. I'm not a baby.

Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.

 

[Chuck Norris 10+ year member]

Are those happy tissues, or sad tissues?

 

[fbi90909 5,000+ posts]

i'm going to have to watch it again when i get home. lol

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

"Don't do anything...just surf"

"Doin to much, go down, wait..uhp..nope...well you gotta do SOMETHING"

 

[branham1127 10+ year member]

well i dont really believe in age or years.. but if i had 2 say somethin i guess id be... 44... o f***

 

[Randy Savage 5,000+ posts]

Oh, the weather outside is weather...

 

[alxmlr789 10+ year member]

"You've never had *** before??"

"No, its kind of a religious thing"

"OHHHH rioght because of God and stuff.."