Forced to marry a goat....honest check this shit out

[Crown_amps]

Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having *** with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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[Crown_amps]

i would hit it LMFAO

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Last Updated: Friday, 24 February 2006, 16:40 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having *** with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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[Railrocker 10+ year member]

Should of fuct a sheep they can keep a secret. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[Crown_amps]

well its a win win you dont have to take the goat to dinner so think of the coin he can save to spend on car audio

 

[azbass 5,000+ posts]

no pics of the said goat?

 

[Flipx99 5,000+ posts]

well its a win win you dont have to take the goat to dinner so think of the coin he can save to spend on car audio

If you have to fukc a goat, I don't think you are that worried about car audio.

 

[4runnercrazy 10+ year member]

Owned

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

Anal...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

theres another real story about a guy that had *** with a cow or a horse and died....wtf

 

[AJ²06 5,000+ posts]

theres another real story about a guy that had *** with a cow or a horse and died....wtf

Prolly got a hoof to the face.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif :blackeye: and went to the brain....

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

Prolly got a hoof to the face.... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/blackeye.gif.66a1670f5aaf7f406e783a63e3387dc5.gif :blackeye: and went to the brain....

na if i read it right the horse fuked him in the *** and he died

 

[bizflawless 5,000+ posts]

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal *** with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have *** with livestock, police said Friday.
The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.

“The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,” said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff’s Department.

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Although *** with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed *** with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

“If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

 

[SyKo13 5,000+ posts]

Unnecessary roughness........Unsportsmanlike Misconduct......

 

[lostsoul 10+ year member]

I heard about that one^^^^ f*cking nasty man , what the hell is wrong with some people?