"Desire huh? What the f*** does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with f***in' long hair, smell like beer, have s***** tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to f***in' gay ****."
Great flick, but you have to have a weird sense of humor to get it. Dico and Raab were awesome. The best part was Dunn standing on the bathroom counter "doing it to his own" and falling off.