For $1000 would you...

[TylerBD12 10+ year member]

ya but could you really live with yourself after ****ing a dead girl?

yeah it would be hard....

but then you remember you have 2 billion dollars...

 

[td5turbo 10+ year member]

I'm still alive, arent I? haha

 

[PollyCranopolis 10+ year member]

ya but could you really live with yourself after ****ing a dead girl?

I'm sure the 2 billion would help me overcome the emotional turmoil. She's dead after all, who really gives a shit (as long as no one, including her family finds out). She doesn't care because hopefully her spirit has passed on to the other side, and is at peace. Hell, if I'm dead, I could care less if some hippie turned my skull into a bong. My only concern would be the feelings of my family.

 

[hoxie08 5,000+ posts]

i'd do a lot of shit for 1000 bucks. lol.

 

[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

yeah it would be hard....
but then you remember you have 2 billion dollars...

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[Slammed 5,000+ posts]

i'd do a lot of shit for 1000 bucks. lol.

you got mail

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[Rmsanger 10+ year member]

I'm sure the 2 billion would help me overcome the emotional turmoil. She's dead after all, who really gives a shit (as long as no one, including her family finds out). She doesn't care because hopefully her spirit has passed on to the other side, and is at peace. Hell, if I'm dead, I could care less if some hippie turned my skull into a bong. My only concern would be the feelings of my family.

What if you had to pull a scene from the movie seven and fug a girl to death with a strap on blade??? Would you do that for a billion ?

 

[DjiNN 10+ year member]

Well for me .. I wouldnt kill anyone for any amount of money .. its not up to us to decides a persons right to live or die .. but on regard to licking the toilet for 1k ... depends on if i had to lick AROUND the seat .. or just one spot .. for the other ones f'ing a dead woman .. depends how the body looks like .. ( ex. If she died in a crash, shot in the head, or whatever ..) if she just died of natural causes .. then sure .. why not .. if it was some other way like said previously .. i would not .. ill be traumatized for the rest of my life ..

 

[2kchevy06civic 5,000+ posts]

lick a public toilet seat?

I am not even going to read the other replies but I'm just going to say, "he11 no because you could get the herps......that's all I'm gonna say."

 

[NJTStang11 10+ year member]

Well for me .. I wouldnt kill anyone for any amount of money ....

I wouldn't go as far as to say ANYONE.

I would gladly kill a serial killer or ****** for a billion.

As far as killing an innocent person for the money, that's where I would draw the line, too much on the conscience to enjoy the money.

 

[nbudros 10+ year member]

You could kill a man for a billion and get out of it for close to 2 million... So nothing I wouldnt do.

 

[mattf 5,000+ posts]

Well for me .. I wouldnt kill anyone for any amount of money .. its not up to us to decides a persons right to live or die .. but on regard to licking the toilet for 1k ... depends on if i had to lick AROUND the seat .. or just one spot .. for the other ones f'ing a dead woman .. depends how the body looks like .. ( ex. If she died in a crash, shot in the head, or whatever ..) if she just died of natural causes .. then sure .. why not .. if it was some other way like said previously .. i would not .. ill be traumatized for the rest of my life ..

Just a good healthy lick... like a popcsicle or ice cream cone.

 

[AllStar1500bd 5,000+ posts]

I am not even going to read the other replies but I'm just going to say, "he11 no because you could get the herps......that's all I'm gonna say."

You would be wrong because herpes is a virus that is only spread through direct skin to skin contact.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

I'm sure the 2 billion would help me overcome the emotional turmoil. She's dead after all, who really gives a shit (as long as no one, including her family finds out). She doesn't care because hopefully her spirit has passed on to the other side, and is at peace. Hell, if I'm dead, I could care less if some hippie turned my skull into a bong. My only concern would be the feelings of my family.

but would u care if he ***** ur corpse?

 

[Brassler07 10+ year member]

Yeah, there isn't much I wouldn't do for that kind of dough. I mean think about it, a few minutes of disgust and then a carefree life of happiness after that. Who has the last laugh??

Then everyday people ask you, "How did you make your fortune?" What do you say? "Oh uh, I ****ed a dead chick," or "Um, I sucked a dudes dick." Neither one is going to be a popular answer. With that being said, I would probably do both, haha.