For $1,000,000 would you...

Id plug my nose, close my eyes and just think about all that moula Id be receiving when Im done.
We all have shlongs so we know what to expect at least in that scenario, but ***** can be some dank shit if not propery cleaned and shaved, especially with fat women.
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I would do it without a second thought. Honestly I work and go to college, I understand how much money means to your life and well being. ******* a dick for 1 million dollars? You bet I would. Invest that, live off the interest, early retierment.
Honestly, its not that bad, especially for the money. Thats a lot of money for something like that. I'm sure there are people who are desprate and actually DO **** dick for a LOT less cash then a million. I just can't imagine passing up a million dollars, and guranteeing a life without financial troubles.

Diginity, self respect? Who cares? I'll have self respect when I get up in the moring knowing I can support my family, and don't have to work all the time, and can spend time with the people that matter most in my life - my future wife and kids. That to me means more then what anybody else thinks or says about me.
If you cant gurantee yourself life without financial troubles, you have more to think about than ******* a dick.

the people that do that for less are called craskheads. Thats an addiction some people cant seem to control. Whats your addiction you need all the money for?

Also, tell me how you plan to live off the interest. Everytime I hear that, I think the person is just regurgitating some cliche line they heard on tv or in a song.

kind of like "live off the land"

I can literally put a 100% guarantee that anyone that says that they wouldn't do it, and look down at those who would, are completely lost in self hating homosexuality. It's the classic ****in frat boy bullshit where it's like a competition to see who can be the most overtly ********** until the lights go out and they can't wait to **** eachother's cocks.
Take your money and gag on a dick like you ****in ******** dreaming about anyways.
And its also funny that you can so easily say you would do it. But with a dick starin you in the face I doubt you would, with your family and friends watching too, im sure you would have second thoughts...regardless of how comfortable you are with your sexuality you think you are.

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Thats the most important thing right there. Who cares what others think. I just couldn't do it myself because I see it as whorish. Like I said before if a member of my family needed a lifesaving million dollar operation and I had to come up with the money...bring on the dicks. But I will not be a ***** just for a life of convenience.
So you would be like "dam, my mom needs a heart transplant, well time to **** some dick."

or would you think of other ways first?

People have stuck worse things in their mouth for less money. As long as I don't know the person and they are clean, I mean completely clean. No aids, hiv, herpes, etc. I won't do it even if they have a cold.
$1 million will buy me a lot of things to help repress any memories of the event, along with a house, a couple cars, a dream audio setup, and a very decent financial investment.
Just by you saying you have to repress the memories, means you have a problem with it. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

You should be able to think of the experience and smile about it, not have a drink or go buy another car.

$1million could run out quickly. Look at mc hammer.

This thread is hilarious. Im seriously thinking all of you are just joking/trolling.

 
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