food poisoning.

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Holy shit, Ive never been so sick in my entire life. Yesterday afternoon I got some chinese from a local place and it fucked my world up. First stomach starting hurting, I went to bed thinking my stomach was upset from exhaustion. I woke up a hour later and puked my guts out. I proceeded to puke at least 20 more times throughout the night. It also screwed up my sense of balance, the room was always spinning, and Id bounce between extreme hot flashes (like Id be dripping sweat in less than a minute) to severe cold sweats. Ive been through some shit in my life by now, Im not sure Ive ever been this miserable. The kidney stone and broken bones were more painful, but the pain was medicated away soon. Ive had some pretty nasty colds and flus in my life, nothing even comes close to this.

As I was sitting down at the computer now I thought 'Im feeling better finally', then realized my stomach still aches bad, but most of the other symptoms are almost gone. Its pretty sad when feeling as shitty as I do now is an improvement.

Moral of the story, Im going to start being more careful what I eat. No more chinese food from the local grocery store hot deli. I suggest you guys be careful too, I wouldn't wish my past 36 hours on my worst enemy.

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[MitchZ 10+ year member]

I had it recently too. Subway did it to me.

10 hours of hell on the toilet, then 20 hours of dehydration, hot flashes, fever, in bed unable to move, then 10 hours of hiccups, wicked nasty farts and slow recovery.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

The last time I had food poisoning I was sitting on the can for hours on end with a garbage can up to my head while simultaneously shitting and puking.

Some of the worst pain I've ever felt. Stomach cramps were so bad that I thought I was gonna pass out.

Damn 3 a.m. white castles.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

Damn 3 a.m. white castles.

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You know it was worth it, don't even lie. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

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You know it was worth it, don't even lie. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

It was worth it at the time. 3 hours later? Not so much.

That's not to say that I haven't been back, because I have. Who can resist those little itty bitty burgers? Fuckers are delicious.

 

[hatedonmostly 5,000+ posts]

It was worth it at the time. 3 hours later? Not so much.
That's not to say that I haven't been back, because I have. Who can resist those little itty bitty burgers? Fuckers are delicious.

My point exactly. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/tongue.gif.6130eb82179565f6db8d26d6001dcd24.gif

 

[Louisiana_CRX 5,000+ posts]

Did you try the rat on the stick ?

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

drink a bottle of vodka, that shit clear you right up...

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

I didn't order rat on a stick, but I think I got it anyway.

Yeah, the stomach cramps from puking more than once an hour for 24-30 hours is amazingly awful.

I haven't been shitting so much as puking. I did have to shit, and then immediately puke though. That sucked, puking while smelling my recently fouled toilet.

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Im on the saltine cracker and pepto bismol diet now. Im not sure which I hate worse. God this sucks. lol

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

chicken soup chicken broth, FTW fool

 

[audioholic 5,000+ posts]

Now you tell me.

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

You have ebola //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

 

[Imtjnotu 5,000+ posts]

Shit go figure a friend from work ate some bad Chinese yesterday and has food poisoning also

 

[subzero 5,000+ posts]

china be trying take out our *****...