First poast to #1000 gets.....

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

 

[4OZGLOVES 10+ year member]

Question is, did YOU place anything in her snatch? Well young man, did you!?

No sir I did not place anything in her snatch. I'm old and married so just just watch nowadays. I'm sure for a few extra dollars someone could have though.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i pooped on your chest

 

[Deeper_shades 10+ year member]

beef curtains?

 

[Deeper_shades 10+ year member]

bologna danglers

 

[Deeper_shades 10+ year member]

bacon drapes?

 

[Slo_Ride 5,000+ posts]

 

[Deeper_shades 10+ year member]

meat hangers?

 

[4OZGLOVES 10+ year member]

bacon drapes?

When they droop to low they can get a vagoplasty like Jenna Jamison

 

[Deeper_shades 10+ year member]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5h0VERLaHo

 

[sleazebagger 10+ year member]

Frogskins

 

[4OZGLOVES 10+ year member]

Moar boooooobies

 

[Rich B 5,000+ posts]

beef curtains?

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

Moar boooooobies

 

[AlterEgo99 5,000+ posts]

No sir I did not place anything in her snatch. I'm old and married so just watch nowadays. I'm sure for a few extra dollars someone could have though.

So if you are old and married (not unlike myself), why would you be partaking in the services of a stripper? Inquiring minds...