First Canadian experince

That still doesn't dismiss the fact I brought up, which is that there are more murders in the US in 2 weeks than there are in Canada the entire year ...
Even by a per capita basis, the murder rate is still 3.3 times higher in the US ...
atleast, if i get shot, ill be able to recieve some half-assed decent medical attention...

 
i heard u can drink at 19 there
18 in my province (Manitoba) and Alberta, think thats all. 21 is a ****ing joke, I dont know how you guys stand it. half of us can legally drink in high school //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/yumyum.gif.0556df42231b304b9c995aefd13928a8.gif

on a side note me and 3 friends are driving down to Chicago in march to catch a concert.. guess theres not a whole lot two 18, and two 17 year olds can do down there //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/frown.gif.a3531fa0534503350665a1e957861287.gif its like down grading

 
My first sampling of Canadia...

WARNING: NOT FOR MINORS OR FEMINISTS!!!

If you are easily offended stop reading now!!!!!

Seriously..... Stop Now!!!!!

I was doing some training in Medicine Hat (near Calgary), went out drinking, picked up this chick, went back to her house and started bangin'!

Bitch kept biting the fuck out of me. I told her to stop, but she kept doing it, so I pushed her away. We started back up again and she bit me again, so I gave her a light tap on the forehead with my open palm. She smiled and bit me again, harder this time! She also started clawing the fuck out of my back...

Now I'm not one to go around hitting women, but this one liked it! I flipped her over and started bangin' her doggy style. She was trying to reach back and scratch me some more, so I punched her in the back of the head:slap: and shoved my crank up her ***. She started screaming with pleasure and came hard...

I got dressed, caught a cab back to my hotel, took a shower and went to work. We were doing a heat stress test in our Chem Suits, so I had to strip down to my shorts to get a bunch of electrodes on. The girl that was putting on the electrodes staring getting all red-faced when she saw all of the bite and claw marks. Now that I think about it, the pic in my avatar was taken that day...

One of my buddies took the crazy bitch home the next night and had roughly the same thing happen...

Bitches from Canadia are plain fuckin' nuts!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/silly.gif.3549b64aaa5b6729eb8e865319a3234f.gif

 
That still doesn't dismiss the fact I brought up, which is that there are more murders in the US in 2 weeks than there are in Canada the entire year ...
Even by a per capita basis, the murder rate is still 3.3 times higher in the US ...
All that means is canadians are *******

 
My first sampling of Canadia...
WARNING: NOT FOR MINORS OR FEMINISTS!!!

If you are easily offended stop reading now!!!!!

Seriously..... Stop Now!!!!!

I was doing some training in Medicine Hat (near Calgary), went out drinking, picked up this chick, went back to her house and started bangin'!

Bitch kept biting the fuck out of me. I told her to stop, but she kept doing it, so I pushed her away. We started back up again and she bit me again, so I gave her a light tap on the forehead with my open palm. She smiled and bit me again, harder this time! She also started clawing the fuck out of my back...

Now I'm not one to go around hitting women, but this one liked it! I flipped her over and started bangin' her doggy style. She was trying to reach back and scratch me some more, so I punched her in the back of the head:slap: and shoved my crank up her ***. She started screaming with pleasure and came hard...

I got dressed, caught a cab back to my hotel, took a shower and went to work. We were doing a heat stress test in our Chem Suits, so I had to strip down to my shorts to get a bunch of electrodes on. The girl that was putting on the electrodes staring getting all red-faced when she saw all of the bite and claw marks. Now that I think about it, the pic in my avatar was taken that day...

One of my buddies took the crazy bitch home the next night and had roughly the same thing happen...

Bitches from Canadia are plain fuckin' nuts!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/silly.gif.3549b64aaa5b6729eb8e865319a3234f.gif
//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/eyebrow.gif.fe2c18d8720fe8c7eaed347b21ea05a5.gif
 
I plan on heading to Canada with a couple for friends here soon to hit up a few bars and just enjoy a bit of unpolluted land //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

About an hour and a half, maybe two hours for me to make it to Windsor...not too bad.

Question. It was brought to my attention that only people from Michigan say how far away places are in time, not miles. Is this true, how do you guys generally tell the distance to a place?

 
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