My first sampling of Canadia...
WARNING: NOT FOR MINORS OR FEMINISTS!!!
If you are easily offended stop reading now!!!!!
Seriously..... Stop Now!!!!!
I was doing some training in Medicine Hat (near Calgary), went out drinking, picked up this chick, went back to her house and started bangin'!
Bitch kept biting the fuck out of me. I told her to stop, but she kept doing it, so I pushed her away. We started back up again and she bit me again, so I gave her a light tap on the forehead with my open palm. She smiled and bit me again, harder this time! She also started clawing the fuck out of my back...
Now I'm not one to go around hitting women, but this one liked it! I flipped her over and started bangin' her doggy style. She was trying to reach back and scratch me some more, so I punched her in the back of the head:slap: and shoved my crank up her ***. She started screaming with pleasure and came hard...
I got dressed, caught a cab back to my hotel, took a shower and went to work. We were doing a heat stress test in our Chem Suits, so I had to strip down to my shorts to get a bunch of electrodes on. The girl that was putting on the electrodes staring getting all red-faced when she saw all of the bite and claw marks. Now that I think about it, the pic in my avatar was taken that day...
One of my buddies took the crazy bitch home the next night and had roughly the same thing happen...
Bitches from Canadia are plain fuckin' nuts!!!//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crazy.gif.c13912c32de98515d3142759a824dae7.gif//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/silly.gif.3549b64aaa5b6729eb8e865319a3234f.gif