Fights

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

This big guy Matt picked on me constantly from 5th-9th grade. Finally in 9th grade he came behind me and yanked my pants down, just so happened to take my boxers with it. Plenty of people got to see the love machine. Well, I got pissed, pulled my pants up and proceeded to tey my best at kicking the shit out of him. Needless to say he kicked my ***. Sat on me, farted and everything....

He eventualy moved off somewhere ~30 miles away. I would see him at every football or baseball game I played in or went to for the rest of my high school years.

I went off to collage and joined a ferternity Sigma Pi. One night at a party I happen to glance over and see old Matt...He proceded to talk a bunch of crap and tell every story of the terror he caused me. Well, being that he was in my house didnt go to well for him. 3 of my frat buddies grabbed him and took him to the basement. I casually walked down there to meet him. My frineds and big bro were ready to kick the shit out of him when I told them that I wanted to fight him fair.

Started off lame as usual with shoving. Finally I called his sister a **** licker and he came at me. I jabbed him a few times in the nose and mouth, then proceeded to knoch 3 of his teeth out with a left hook. As he held his jaw I pulled is pants down and pulled his shirt over his head. proceeded to uppercut him in the jaw until he passed out. I have seen him twice since that day and he wont look me in the eyes.

Only time I have ever really lost my composure.

 

[Phatillusion 5,000+ posts]

This big guy Matt picked on me constantly from 5th-9th grade. Finally in 9th grade he came behind me and yanked my pants down, just so happened to take my boxers with it. Plenty of people got to see the love machine. Well, I got pissed, pulled my pants up and proceeded to tey my best at kicking the shit out of him. Needless to say he kicked my ***. Sat on me, farted and everything....He eventualy moved off somewhere ~30 miles away. I would see him at every football or baseball game I played in or went to for the rest of my high school years.

I went off to collage and joined a ferternity Sigma Pi. One night at a party I happen to glance over and see old Matt...He proceded to talk a bunch of crap and tell every story of the terror he caused me. Well, being that he was in my house didnt go to well for him. 3 of my frat buddies grabbed him and took him to the basement. I casually walked down there to meet him. My frineds and big bro were ready to kick the shit out of him when I told them that I wanted to fight him fair.

Started off lame as usual with shoving. Finally I called his sister a **** licker and he came at me. I jabbed him a few times in the nose and mouth, then proceeded to knoch 3 of his teeth out with a left hook. As he held his jaw I pulled is pants down and pulled his shirt over his head. proceeded to uppercut him in the jaw until he passed out. I have seen him twice since that day and he wont look me in the eyes.

Only time I have ever really lost my composure.

That will get a + rep as soon as I get my powers back.

 

[LoudCrownVic 5,000+ posts]

I never had to fight, I've always been taller than most people, and hope I never have to.

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

im sorry but lmao @ him farting on you!!!

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

lets see i dont htink i have any funny stories. i never got beat up. some people did try and start sh1t with me but that ended in me beating their @ss and then they never really came around me after that. although now that i think about it there was this one time in jr high we were playing basket ball and one of the guys on the other team was mad because we were pwn3ing them so he starts fouling like mad. so i decide to play his game and foul him. well he gets pissed and right as i am about to shoot a 3 point shot he punchs me in the side of the head. i bairly even felt anything and went on to make the 3 point shot i was attempting. after that he was really pissed. and now he took karate so he thought he was tough stuff. he tries to round house me but i cought his leg before it hit me. i take his leg and drop him to the ground and then bash his face in. he didnt come back to school for about 2 weeks after that havnt really heard from him since.

 

[SAG3 5,000+ posts]

did he seriously try to round house kick you? thats awesome. lol.

 

[Bigrick31 10+ year member]

did he seriously try to round house kick you? thats awesome. lol.

yea and let me tell you hes no chuck norris!

 

[lastcall 10+ year member]

my senior year i got in a fight with a guy that weighed a buck 50 and about 5'9. it all started when i took his girl and he got jealous. he was an ugly man. looked like a money in a way, anyways his friends and i were at the ame party and they called him up and said i was talking sh*t and instigating the whole thing. then he comes over and calls me outside. i really wasnt going to fight hime or anything but then he swung at me, i ducke and popped his *** right on the forehead. he flew back and tripped over a little garden fence and fell on his ***. then i got on top off him and just beat the shit out of him. im talking blood and golfball size bumps on this duded face. needless to say it wasnt much of a fight. didnt help in his favor that i had my senior class ring on either. when i got home there was pieces of his skin stuck in my ring, needless to say the fool didnt come to school for the next week.only fight ive ever been in, 1-0

 

[lastcall 10+ year member]

monkey**

 

[Johnny Drama 5,000+ posts]

im sorry but lmao @ him farting on you!!!

Its cool...If it bothered me I wouldnt have posted it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I can look back and laugh now...

 

[Z71999 10+ year member]

got in a kick boxing match last weekend somehow..walk up to him touch gloves and he jumps up and kicks me right in the face..diddnt really hurt so i proceeded to kick him with my steel toe boots (hey he said i could fight with them) he had soft ball size bruisses on his leg..

 

[faulkton 5,000+ posts]

Its cool...If it bothered me I wouldnt have posted it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I can look back and laugh now...

figured you had gotten over it by now..that shit could be in a movie though..

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

I have been in way too many fights to even really get into it. But my one good fight or fights I should say is when I was in a tough man competition in Warren oh. It was more like a backyard school fight really in a ring. Had all these rules to follow and no one really did. Anyway I was put in the Heavyweight class being at that time 6-0 275 and I went all the way to the final were I got beat by a big *** black man. This dood was 6-6 340 and pretty much beat my *** one end of the ring to the other side of the ring. So needless to say I dont mess with big black men, lol! Mean *** motherfuc kers. I did however get a 2nd place trophey and 200 bucks. He got 500 bucks and a trip to las vegas to fight there. So it was an experience, but never again will I fight 3 times in one night. Crazy *** shit. Then the only other time I lost was when I had my crotchrocket at bike night in Sharon PA. Was a bunch of harley peeps and I had my Honda Hurricane next to them and well it pissed them off and they pushed my bike down and started to spit on it. So I jumped in and started going nutz till the 6 of them had me on the ground pounding me like I was Jenna Jameson, lol!

Thats the only 2 times I have lost, the rest of mine were over stupid young shit I wouldnt do today. But I will throw down if need be. Just not for me anymore.

 

[hzsogood 5,000+ posts]

I have been in way too many fights to even really get into it. But my one good fight or fights I should say is when I was in a tough man competition in Warren oh. It was more like a backyard school fight really in a ring. Had all these rules to follow and no one really did. Anyway I was put in the Heavyweight class being at that time 6-0 275 and I went all the way to the final were I got beat by a big *** black man. This dood was 6-6 340 and pretty much beat my *** one end of the ring to the other side of the ring. So needless to say I dont mess with big black men, lol! Mean *** motherfuc kers. I did however get a 2nd place trophey and 200 bucks. He got 500 bucks and a trip to las vegas to fight there. So it was an experience, but never again will I fight 3 times in one night. Crazy *** shit. Then the only other time I lost was when I had my crotchrocket at bike night in Sharon PA. Was a bunch of harley peeps and I had my Honda Hurricane next to them and well it pissed them off and they pushed my bike down and started to spit on it. So I jumped in and started going nutz till the 6 of them had me on the ground pounding me like I was Jenna Jameson, lol!
Thats the only 2 times I have lost, the rest of mine were over stupid young shit I wouldnt do today. But I will throw down if need be. Just not for me anymore.

Wow those sound like a few intimidator fights to me.. Which = 1 helluva record //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Wow those sound like a few intimidator fights to me.. Which = 1 helluva record //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif I lose count easily lol