Fight a pro boxer?

[RipDaJacka]

i could/would kick his ***.. boxin is 1deminsional.. if you see its about to go down, throw 3 good strong fast punches and rush forward.. then 1) leg kick and shoot on him 2) clinch his head and land knees 3) rush him into somethin, wrap ur arms and slam him.. then ur heavy enough to land huge elbows... from the gorund, make sure you keep you weight balanced over him and rain blows until he is 1)out cold 2) you 2 get separated and he cant get back on his feet to tool ur face

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

Good luck....just cause you have size means nothing....I have seen alot more smaller guys that kick ***......I have a buddy that we call "ali" cause he knocks out ALOT of guys...especially big loud mouths who think just beacuse their big...they will walk all over people.....you MAY underestimate because he smaller and im not saying you cant handle your own....but older/pro boxer = Experience...

I've been around enough times to appreciate that. That's why I'm not automatically saying I could whoop up on him. He's got training, I don't. Not that I'm scared of him, just cautious. I'm not afraid of losing the fight. I'd rather have my *** handed to me by a little old man than back down from one.

why risk your health / life over a loser?
people get stabbed and hit with bricks, tire irons , cars phuked up and chit all the time. (after the fight)

find another way to work round the situation, use your 'smarts'.

Been there, done that. If you grew up around the people I did, you'd see that smarts don't generally factor in. Plus, I don't do a whole lot of "thinking" when I get mad... unfortunately.

Well.. If you have never fought someone that knows how to throw a punch, you have never been hit hard enough to appreciate it. Better bring a weapon for back-up

I've been hit by some pretty decent guys. Ribs, gut, face, neck, balls. Believe me, I appreciate it.

...But I do carry a collapsible baton (not the huge one, the pocket sized one) all the time at work. It's a little bulky in my pocket, but I don't think anyone knows I have it. But I wouldn't break it out unless it became absolutely necessary. I'm not looking for a murder charge.

But I have never been one to believe in a fair fight, either. I'm not proud. I just want to end it. But not with the stick unless I HAVE to.

 

[Naledge503 10+ year member]

You are bigger and stronger but he is better striking. Take him down and use your size advantage.

 

[Fear Of Theive 10+ year member]

link for this baton?

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Honestly is it really worth it? He is 40 years old for christs sake.

Maybe it is that your just a dick, I don't know you well, but from most the posts on here, you seem pretty decent.

I also wouldn't risk my job anymore over some asshat! I been there and done that and got fired over it, lol! Beat the owners son up, so what do you expect. Says he was a all american state champion wrestler too. That twas worth it though, lol!

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

i could/would kick his ***.. boxin is 1deminsional.. if you see its about to go down, throw 3 good strong fast punches and rush forward.. then 1) leg kick and shoot on him 2) clinch his head and land knees 3) rush him into somethin, wrap ur arms and slam him.. then ur heavy enough to land huge elbows... from the gorund, make sure you keep you weight balanced over him and rain blows until he is 1)out cold 2) you 2 get separated and he cant get back on his feet to tool ur face

dam i wish i was in Tennessee. we would tear each other up

i say fighting is stupid . dont risk it . it would be cool if both of you aggred to it. but in the streets , you dont want problems with the laws. just keep your cool and talk your shit till he hits you first . then just choke his *** out. if it was in the ring then it would be cool to want to decapitate his ***.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

dam i wish i was in Tennessee. we would tear each other up
i say fighting is stupid . dont risk it . it would be cool if both of you aggred to it. but in the streets , you dont want problems with the laws. just keep your cool and talk your shit till he hits you first . then just choke his *** out. if it was in the ring then it would be cool to want to decapitate his ***.

This coming from the guy that said he would meet up with me............lawlers!

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

i could/would kick his ***.. boxin is 1deminsional.. if you see its about to go down, throw 3 good strong fast punches and rush forward.. then 1) leg kick and shoot on him 2) clinch his head and land knees 3) rush him into somethin, wrap ur arms and slam him.. then ur heavy enough to land huge elbows... from the gorund, make sure you keep you weight balanced over him and rain blows until he is 1)out cold 2) you 2 get separated and he cant get back on his feet to tool ur face

That's about what I was thinking. If I can get him on the ground, I'm confident I can take him. Despite my size, I move pretty well when I have to.

Although, in the past, whenever I tried to get all "MMA" on a motherfrigger it didn't work out so well... //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/redface.gif.62fdbfe1a101588a808c4cff71bcb942.gif

Kung-fu movies and those MMA/UFC shows on discovery (history?) channel do not a fighter make! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

But if I can pin him and catch him solid in the head, he won't be getting back up. Worst case, I've got hands like vice grips and I'll snatch his throat up if I can. Either way, there's no way I'm standing toe to toe with him. Not with his speed advantage.

 

[kovemaster559 5,000+ posts]

This coming from the guy that said he would meet up with me............lawlers!

2 years.hopefully i make my amauture debut by then

 

[Captain_Ahab 5,000+ posts]

Just be sure to get someone to video it. Please.

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

link for this baton?

Not finding my exact one online. I got it when I drove OTR (cross country trucking) from a truckstop somewhere in bumfvck, usa. It's probably about 14-16" fully extended and maybe 6" collapsed. I'd have to go get it and measure to be sure.

Check youtube. I saw a few cool training vids on it a long time ago.

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

dam i wish i was in Tennessee. we would tear each other up
i say fighting is stupid . dont risk it . it would be cool if both of you aggred to it. but in the streets , you dont want problems with the laws. just keep your cool and talk your shit till he hits you first . then just choke his *** out. if it was in the ring then it would be cool to want to decapitate his ***.

Just be sure to get someone to video it. Please.

I've never in my LIFE thrown the first punch. Ever. But I've always been able to get the other guy to do it... it's a gift.

As for the vid, if it goes down it's apt to go down on some construction site in front of a bunch of Mexican workers... if I catch one recording, I'll give him my e-mail and this sites URL! //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[RebelDogg 10+ year member]

... I been there and done that and got fired over it, lol! Beat the owners son up, so what do you expect. Says he was a all american state champion wrestler too. That twas worth it though, lol!

Lost a commercial electricians helper job years ago for a similar reason. Only it was the owners nephew. I didn't know it at the time, but it explains why he was such a lazy bastard. Which is was caused the fight. He kept wandering off leaving me to work alone... Just for the record, nine inch Kline pliers are a GREAT way to say "I Love You." //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/furious.gif.fc81ca146dbff91fede3ed290dbc4f4c.gif

 

[Eugenics 5,000+ posts]

could go either way. not worth getting your *** handed to you though.

 

[bigbangtheory 5,000+ posts]

Honestly, I just say forget it and ask for a new partner.