fetishes...

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

i remember years ago some dude got caught screwing a cantaloupe at the local piggly wiggly

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

i remember years ago some dude got caught screwing a cantaloupe at the local piggly wiggly

Did you get arrested?

 

[Bettr n' Revrse 5,000+ posts]

Not really a fetish but I always thought I was an *** guy then I realized every girl Ive dated has DD's hahaha

 

[thevic24 5,000+ posts]

u have a wife.

Ya but she has legs and arms...its just not the same.

I mean a bitch with no legs/arms can do nothing but lay there and take what ever you do to her.

 

[05fronty 5,000+ posts]

Did you get arrested?

wasn't moi

 

[matt_bennett05 10+ year member]

wasn't moi

not even the accomplice?

 

[nateberrier 10+ year member]

I like j1zzing on their face, not really a fetish, I just like demeaning women.

 

[R34P3R 10+ year member]

Kinky shit ITT. I'm surprised animals have not come up yet; I'm sure they will eventually.

EDIT:NO, the above statement does not open the door for your mom jokes...

 

[kr15 5,000+ posts]

chicks that swallow jizz

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

chicks in fishnets and stripper heels. good times.

 

[BassAddictJ 5,000+ posts]

and swallowers who don't complain about it (like 1rockford1)

 

[akheathen Premium Member]

Sorry bro, but Ive been doing that since like 2004.

i'm doing that right now.... just need to pizz someone off so i can finish..... az long as i don't get bant.... that's a big turn-off

actually, it sounds genaric, but i really like a nice crotch...... don't care about the ***'s too much, but when i see a bish with a nice lookin crotch profile wearin white pants, tights, or even nice body in a mini-skirt, i just go nutz. as for feddishes- i'm a mechanic, so, of course, i really like supprise creeper head/*** while i'm working under a car/truck. moving the hips is a plus, and so is light reach-around stimulus..... animals would have too much freakin hair for me..... i like it clean enough to eat off of, and i do like to eat....

 

[traksta15 10+ year member]

Not a fetish but I loooove a nice a-s-s.

And I like it when my wife wears her schoolgirl outfit and calls me "govhna"

 

[retrojordans 10+ year member]

TOE ****!

OOOOoooo I LIKE ******* RAW POULTRY!!!

I GO TO PARADES IN sweatpants and rub my **** on chick's butts!

I slowly rub my **** while staring at random chicks at McDonald's

I often times slam my balls in the oven door right before I blow.

I like to boot crystal meth and just bate for like 8 hours without blowing, tantric style, until when I do blow it's like a half gallon of watery ****/goo hybrid mix, and miss classes and work and ****...

I will **** you if you aren't careful.

Brazilian Trannies with AIDS, scabby buttholes, and huge floppy rods...

Hairy wenches with dingle berries.

Misshapen club foot sportin, crippled, retarded, down's syndrome rockin, fat women.

Soldering iron in the shaft of my ****.

Slowly skewering 20 gauge pins through my bawlsack while in a Chuck-E-Cheeze ball pit.

Stabbing your wife/gf and f'ing the wound...hard..

Huge abnormal insertions.

Prolapse anooses.

violent d1ldo machine ****

Bukakke

Giant woman sitting on my face until I pass out while blowing. Hard to time out perfectly but well worth it ask David Carradine.

Self castration via rubber bands / hatchet

Those stupid fake little noises asian chicks make for no reason but to sound like they are being *****.

ANIMAL BANG! I've seen some German Sheppard' slam some fine poon real hard ...HAWT. Also saw some rare footage of a horse injuring a man severely in the worst way :/ was amazing.

Light skinned black girls with greasy looking regions...omg

Deep....and I mean deep....ANUUL...Deeep...like...Deep. blood :/

Torture.

Those chicks that beat the hell out of each other but the winner ends up throwin on the strap-on and goin hard.

And the weirdest of all, completely average white girls.

 

[infamous_e46 5,000+ posts]

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