Fellow Employee Eats My Lunch

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

a restaurant, duh...

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

Fart on it, maybe he'll get pink eye

i prefer a shit sandwich

 

[jco1385 5,000+ posts]

lmfao at the responses in this thread. I was kinda pissed, but now im sorta over it. I made 40 bucks in tips yesterday so I took the money out of that.
It's either him or one of our customers, like I said there is only 1 of us on the clock at a time, he closed last night and I opened today.

I never would have thought you guys would have the same knee jerk reaction I had

pansy.

you know chubbs did it //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

get your dam n $10.02 back in a creative way

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

The only way to cure the problem of heavy set co-workers thieving your left-overs is to get rid of the fat people. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

Im a cashier for video lotto, very easy job. I give ppl pepsi and make change. Thats about all i do

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

The only way to cure the problem of heavy set co-workers thieving your left-overs is to get rid of the fat people. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/thumbsupwink.gif.129404938effda6ad9cca39e7f4b58a3.gif

it has been discussed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

 

[J31Rob 5,000+ posts]

i think an extremely hard throat chop is in order..

get on that shit chad!

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

Fat people eat alot... He didn't need no party, just a little marvin gaye and a large diet coke and he went to work on your calzone

 

[Crodski 10+ year member]

well just do what my uncle did when someone kept stealing his burritos at work. he wore his socks for a couple of days and got them real sweaty and alll then he wrapped it up in a burrito and threw some hot sauce on it.....he never had a problem with missing burritos ever again.

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

it has been discussed //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/smile.gif.1ebc41e1811405b213edfc4622c41e27.gif

tossed about, yes.. discussed, no. Try again.

 

[JimJ 5,000+ posts]

and we won't have to worry about gas anymore since it's fat ppl who drives the big car.

I'm tiny and drive something huge.

Take that whatever way you will...//content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/laugh.gif.48439b2acf2cfca21620f01e7f77d1e4.gif

If anything, I've seen more morbidly obese people trying to squeeze themselves into cars that probably don't gross much more than they do.

 

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

I hope it gave him sloppy diarrhea like it did you.

 

[dragnix 5,000+ posts]

i think an extremely hard throat chop is in order..
get on that shit chad!

he's fat, it'll probably bounce off the cellulite swimming beneath his neck and thus producing a recoil in which Chad will end up chopping his own face

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

i think an extremely hard throat chop is in order..
get on that shit chad!

We call this a

(Making a ninja noise) "GOYATTTTT"

Round here, and be very careful, I can throw a behind the back, no look GOYATTTTT with my eyes closed.