Fellow Employee Eats My Lunch

[jmanpc 5,000+ posts]

i want chinese

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Hungry Howies ftw!

 

[Jameseypoo 5,000+ posts]

I eat a bigger calzone than that evertime i go in to work along with a salad

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

Hungry Howies ftw!

Also great pizza place...

Ranch crust FTMFW!!!

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

its as big as a phone book and is about 2" thick, that is a shit ton of food lol

 

[jdawg 5,000+ posts]

you should seriously do something to it, like fart on it, spit in it, blow a snot rocket in it, then the day after he eats it leave a note in the fridge telling him anout it

 

[lilmaniac2 5,000+ posts]

he's off til monday, and i think im off til tuesday, not sure yet

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Also great pizza place...
Ranch crust FTMFW!!!

really? they just opened one here down the street, and ive been curious if it was low grade dog food or not

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

Next time he leaves something in there, throw it in the trash.. **** him!

 

[snoopdan 5,000+ posts]

Also great pizza place...
Ranch crust FTMFW!!!

really? they just opened one here down the street, and ive been curious if it was low grade dog food or not

 

[clbolt 10+ year member]

While Ex-Lax and the rest of the suggestions here are fun, here's what you need to do.

Next time you go out to eat at a decent place, intentionally order more than you can eat. Box the leftovers in a styrofoam take-out container. Apparently it's important to your co-worker that it's food from a restaurant.

Make sure it's an Italian restaurant. This is important to him.

Save the receipt, and leave it on top of the container when you put it in the fridge at work. Apparently he likes to know what his lunch cost you.Last, one word: Visine. Not too much , a few drops will give him a scary case of the squirts. Too many drops will give him diarrhea so bad he'll be in the hospital from dehydration. The dose, and therefore the severity of the punishment, is up to you.

Of course, since you already have another calzone, the weapon of your co-worker's colon mass destruction is at hand.

 

[snova031]

Chicago?
I've yet to have a good pastrami on rye or corned beef outside of NY, I'll give you that...

Well, I've yet to go to Chicago...

Papa johns is all over the country //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/fyi.gif.9f1f679348da7204ce960cfc74bca8e0.gif

Yeah.......

 

[PsychoTheRapist 5,000+ posts]

really? they just opened one here down the street, and ive been curious if it was low grade dog food or not

Tis actually quite good.. you should check it out.

 

[skeptikal Premium Member]

really? they just opened one here down the street, and ive been curious if it was low grade dog food or not

There's like 3 of them in Fort Wayne. It really is good pizza, you'll be suprised. IMO it's better than Pizza Hut & Papa Johns... Try all the crusts and I bet you'll like the ranch one the best.

 

[tommyk90 5,000+ posts]

Well, I've yet to go to Chicago...

Chicago style deep dish > the world.

Maybe I'll send you some for xmas. //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/biggrin.gif.d71a5d36fcbab170f2364c9f2e3946cb.gif