Fedex VS UPS Deathmatch

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Fighting out of Houston Texas we have FedEX (wiring)

Ship date Sep 29, 2006

Estimated delivery

Oct 4, 2006

Fighting out of Kentucky we have UPS (amplifier)

Status: In Transit - On Time

Scheduled Delivery: 10/04/2006

Shipped to: MIAMI, FL, US

Shipped or Billed on: 10/02/2006

Will they show at the same time?

Will theyfight to the death?

If so who will win?

Will they use my packages as weapons?

Find out on the next episode of Shippers deathmatch

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[Worlddre 5,000+ posts]

tafkalol

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Where are the points of origin for these shipments as one is scheduled to arrive in 2 days whereas the other is supposed to take 5?

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Kentucky and Houston would think there would be a 1 day difference right?

 

[Prowler573 5,000+ posts]

Weird...

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

updated the initial post //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/wink.gif.608e3ea05f1a9f98611af0861652f8fb.gif

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

which hub is closer to your house?

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

is there gonna be a live webcam feed of this fight to the death joojoo speak of? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

Fedex is about 2 miles from my house UPS is like 12

 

[nVRuckus 5,000+ posts]

is there gonna be a live webcam feed of this fight to the death joojoo speak of? //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/naughty.gif.94359f346c0f1259df8038d60b41863e.gif

Im about to go home now for lunch LOL my wife didnt answer the phone hope I dont find the UPS guy doing something other than delivering a package //content.invisioncic.com/y282845/emoticons/crap.gif.7f4dd41e3e9b23fbd170a1ee6f65cecc.gif

 

[937DYTBOI 5,000+ posts]

Fedex is about 2 miles from my house UPS is like 12

my vote that UPS will get there first, probably with a dismantled box. j/k

 

[prochobo 10+ year member]

my vote that UPS will get there first, probably with a dismantled box. j/k

Lol. . . not with my box. It'd be cool if they showed up at the exact same time and gave each other mean looks.

Anyways, let me know how you like the amp.

 

[dkguitarist 5,000+ posts]

my guess is that, the fedex truck will be parked out front, and the driver is walking up to the door as the ups truck pulls up, sees the fedex truck, then backs up, dumps the clutch and slams into the fedex truck, throwing the box out the vehicle and speed off while the fedex truck falls over sideways into his yard and then the OP just goes inside and makes sweet love to his wife, comes outside, and just bust out laughing all over the place, grabs his camera, takes pics, slams the door in the fedex guys face and calls it a day.

 

[Pitchblack98 10+ year member]

haha this thread is funny...

I came home from work one day a couple of weeks ago to find 2 packages from UPS, 1 from Fedex, and 1 from USPS on my door step. Imagine a 3 way death match... USPS would kick both their *****. USPS guy is crazy!

I know UPS usually comes early at my house. So early they don't ring or knock. I've picked up packages from UPS off of my door step when I leave for work at 5:45am. USPS drops off my mail around noon everyday and Fedex is usually last dropping off between 5pm and 6pm.

 

[dru 10+ year member]

When the fedex truck and ups truck meet at a railroad intersection, the dhl train will roll by and beat them both.