my pants were already tight.
On a side note, the article gave me a great idea to clean up society and get rid of the lower class. Well not really get rid of them, but at least keep them locked up and apart from civilized society; out of sight, out of mind.
We just need to get some cute little white girls to have *** with groups of inner city socioeconomically disenfranchised youth, carefully preserving DNA evidence, and then press ****** assault charges afterward.
Maybe we can blame their behavior on crack cocaine, the cable news networks will eat it up!